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I voted for Kerry. Not beacuse I love him, just becuase I think he is a better reflection of my stance on social issues. I think it might be time for me to get a job. Who is going to offer me a cool one for a bunch of money? I just ate a bunch of pumpkin seeds, I didn't eat their shells. This shoe rack does not work. What the hell is it's problem?

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if
we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't
help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies
and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just
the one to do it," --A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice
that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in
your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From:JRychalsky@aol.com Add to Address Book
Date:Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:56:12 EDT
Subject:Re: Hello--- From your old old friend Chalky

Great to hear from you...Tell everyone I said hi. I still live in
Delaware, although I live and breathe Philly. Philly is only about 20
miles from where we live, and I work out of Philly. But my heart is
still in Chicago. Once my wife is done nursing school next December
2005, I want to try and convince her to move out to Chicago. It will
be a tough sell, but I miss it.

It was great to get WGN Tv on cable here so I could keep up with the
Bulls, Bears, and Cubbies. I am still not over the fact that they
didn't make it to the playoffs this year.

That is awesome you are getting married. She seems like a great girl.
I am glad for you. I can't even believe I've been married almost two
years now.

Who do you still keep in touch with? Most of my college buds from
Villanova are living in San Diego and LA. They all moved out there
about two years after graduation. It was very tempting, but for me, I
am happy here. I haven't really kept in touch with anyone from high
school here...it was tough moving back east and starting over.

Tell everyone I said hello...I'll send you a recent pic in the next day
or so.

Talk to you later.


From: JRychalsky@aol.com
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:22:03 EDT
Subject: Hello--- From your old old friend Chalky
To: z@homemail.com

Z, What's up dude? It has been probably 10 years since I spoke to you.
Damn, that has been a long time. Hopefully you remember me....that
goofy old friend of yours, Joe Rychalsky, aka Chalky.

I was housecleaning and found some old Notre Dame year books. I was
bored the other night, and was typing in classmates names to see if I
could locate anyone. I just typed in your name, and all this stuff came
up. I see that you are still close with Mark Moroni, Hubes, and Rob Van
Hyfte. Congrats on your engagement and upcoming marriage.

Well, let's see, I don't even know where to start regarding me. I am
married to a wonderful woman named Barbara. I met her in 1997 while
working at a bank, and we were engaged in 2002, and married on June 14,
2003. She went back to school for nursing, and has one more year to go.
She is 33, and I am 29. I always had a thing for older girls. lol. No
kids yet either, but we are planning.

I graduated from Villanova University in 1997 with a degree in
communications, trying to get into television, and had no success. When
I graduated, the field was just oversaturated with people that I
decided to go into banking for a while (to make some money), and it
turned out that I just stuck with it. And of course banking has been so
volatile with all of these mergers that I have worked for about 6
companies since 1997.

I know that my mom kept in touch with your mom for a while. I am sorry
for not keeping in touch. I think the last time we all talked was
around Jim Devine's passing. I still miss him too. He was a great
friend. I was actually out in Chicago in June on business, and
unfortunately, I did not have time to look everyone up. I did ride by
my old neighborhood on my way to visit with a client, and my the place
has changed.

I am hoping to be back out that way soon to visit.

Hope to hear from you. Tell Rob, Mark, and Joe, and anyone else that I
said hello.


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