Updated: 11/4/03 Click here for Zbonia archive


I look beat up and old in the face. Busy is so much better. Men crying does not sound right. There has been a lot of reading material in the defacation stations at work. People must have been doing a lot of pooing lately. Decaf is such a caffeine tease. Average Joe - We think that the twist is that they will get hot guys to come once this girl claims she has fallen for the geeks. I saw the after-effects of this girl that got hit by a car this morning by the Fullerton L train station. When I turned the corner she must have just got hit because she was on the ground grabbing her legs and the driver had just got out and ran to her to see if she was OK. And there were like 20 commuters all grabbing their cell phones and calling an ambulance. My heart is happy.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."

"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one.

"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.

"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they screw you every time!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

this is my favorite place


not sure if they deliver to boston

David Watanabe

I was thinking if they both make it, the bet is who wins. What do you
think it would cost to have maybe 4 lobsters shipped to Chicago?
Ziola, if you're game, we can ship Chicago pizza worth the same dollar amount.

Brian Hawthorne

What's the bet, they both make it? I betting for, you betting against?

Also, I lobster is a much more coveted prize than a pizza...........come up with something a little better and make the proposal..........include Ziola....he's the biggest Cubs fan I know.

David Watanabe

I'll bet you some Chicago pizza vs. Boston lobster...

Brian Hawthorne

That's right brotha.................RED SOX take game 1, the big one,
in NY.

We got Lowe on tonight and Pedro on Sat at home.............I like our
chances now.

CUBS vs Red Sox..............I can see it happening................

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