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Hello. I don't like when things break. Breaking blows. Man I get so upset when my candy gets hooked on the coil of the vending machine. Reality television does a really tasty job of getting you hooked even if the show is dumb as hell. Z and time zones are like oil and water. Neck hair blows. Bowling starts tomorrow. I am kind of excited. I can't remember if I went #2 this morning. I am real glad to be back at work. I dislike long vacations.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Man walks into a supermarket and buys :

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner

The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"
The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"
She replies "because you're ugly."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Mark Moroni"

when i got home yesterday i had a letter from the homeowners association slipped under my door

and it was pissed on.


springer episode ...

roman: "you pissed on the bed you bad cat"

cat: "meow"

"Mark Moroni

i have 2 cats.

Angela Mills

one of my students who had a kid, was on jerry springer yelling at the guy who was the daddy. it was a are you the daddy, dna episode. her 1st baby has down syndrome and she was prego again. her 2nd child seems to be ok. her 3rd child just passed away 2 months ago. it's messed.

Mark Moroni

one girl on BP had a kid in the bathroom.

Angela Mills

exactly. that used to happen a few years ago in the boys bathroom across from my room. my president of student council was one of the boys involved in the bathroom episodes.


at least they weren't sword fighting with their weenies

Angela Mills

kids sword fighting (not in the bathroom) in my room today with the cardboard from the wrapping paper we used. one kid challenged me. i won.

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