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It has been hard to wake up in the morning lately. I think because it is cold and poopy outside. Winter blows. I feel fancier when I am not wearing jeans. My teeth have felt hairier lately. When is baseball going to start?

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
He said; “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”
When Mr. Johnson returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped almost twenty pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor told him. “You did this just by following my instructions?”
The slimmed down Mr. Johnson nodded. “I’ll tell you, though, I though I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean.”
“No,” replied Mr. Johnson, “from skipping.”

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

ya i wrote it a couple of weeks ago and wanted to save it until today

--- Angela Mills <psycmillie@yahoo.com wrote:

is this our new theme song?

"z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

The Animulls Go Go Go
trying our best to get a strike
but even the spares we totally like
another Thursday at the rock n bowl
a fun time and to win is our goal
Go Animulls Go

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