Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
Quarterback Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it. Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won 1 Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."God said, "So, what do you want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house - it's mine."
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
I agree you on this one. I thought he was talking about the colon, but then I realized when roman wrote about it being over the pee hole that he wasn't (I hope).
that has given me the grossests thoughts in my head right now
it is important to play with the colitis when you are giving girls oral loving
From: Mark Moroni
yo amy - does ahneta have a stomach problem?
i could've sworn i heard her talk about medicine she takes for ulcers or something like that.
I eat lots of spicy things b/c a lot of korean food is spicy.
I don't think jalapeño peppers are very spicy at all, but I did think Z's chili was. I liked it though. I didn't think it was too spicy
i think i am building up a big tolerance to spice cause i just had like 20 jalepeno peppers on my sandwich and i didn't think it was spicy at all...and i didn't think z's chili was all that spicy either
Thank you. And don't worry, I won't bring her up either. Her name gives me the willies.
okay - i'll stop b/c you can always throw samantha in my face and i hate even hearing that name.