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miss Polly Esters. I don't like these companies: cable company,
cell phone companies. Ladies with really manly voices really make
me cringe. There should be more hot beverages. It is good to run
into fans. Usually at this time of year I am like winter blows I
am so sick of it, but not really this year. I consume buckets of
coffee all day long. I am glad to have stuff to do. I hope we go
to Great America this Summer. I wonder if the Guiness Book has the
longest pube on record. I just found my second gray hair.
got this via electronic mail
I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes
about how hard things were when they were growing up... And I remember
promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I
was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard
I had it and how easy they've got it!
that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine, I can't help
but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so
I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've
mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet--we wanted to
know something, we had to go to the goddamned library and look it
there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter--with
a pen!--and then you had to walk all the way across the street and
put it it the fuckin' mailbox and it would take like a week to get
there were no MP3s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had
to go to the goddamned record store and shoplift it yourself!
we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ
would usually talk over the begining and fuck it all up!
want to hear about hardship?
couldn't just download porn! You had to bribe some homeless dude
to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! It was either
that or jackoff to the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog!
were your options!
didn't have fancy shit like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone
and somebody else called they got a busy signal!
we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the the phone
rang, you had no idea who it was it could be your boss, your mom,
a collections agent, your drug dealer, you didn't know!!! You just
had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution
3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space
Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked
ass! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen
forever! And you could never win,the game just kept getting harder
and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating!
All the seats were the same height! A tall guy sat in front of you,you
sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like
20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little
book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday
morning... ...D'ya hear what the fuck I'm saying!?! We had to wait
ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards!
exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy
You're spoiled, I swear to God! You guys wouldn't last five minutes
back in 1984!