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I did good at bowling next week. My wrist hurts, I wonder if it is carpal tunnel. I almost shaved off my soul patch. I cut my fingernails a lot. I am looking to overhaul my jeans inventory. I got one new pair of jeans for Christmas and that is a great start. I think I need to add about 2 more pairs of ultra hip denim pants. I am itching for baseball. I wonder if all this candy we have in the house is making me bigger.

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Joke of the Week

Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars

for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
Kirk asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take ! you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


that means that you are a closet gay

--- John Schalk <johnschalk7@hotmail.com wrote:

i think i blocked him out of my memory!

From: "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com

he was that weird guy that bowled with Tricia & Andrea the first

z hook up a photo

From: John Schalk

who is carlo?

From: "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com

whatever team carlo is on

From: z@homemail.com

whos do you predict will win Mullet bowling this year



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