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I have to cut back on the candy. I have overloaded on it and when I sit my gut is uncomfortable the wany it hangs over my pants. I have not had candy now for 1 1/2 days. It smells at one of my coworker's desks. I think it is because he (or she) smells. I hate neck hair. I am not a big fan of necks either. Bowling starts this week. I am a bad bowler.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Two women were talking at a party, and one said, “Look at that awful-looking man over there… isn’t he hideous? I think he must be the most unattractive man I’ve ever seen in my life!”
“That happens to be my husband!” said the second icily.
“Oh dear,” said the first, covered in confusion, “I’m so sorry.”
To which the unfortunate wife replied, “You’re sorry…?”

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Zach Ware <zvw2001@yahoo.com wrote:

z ballz,

unlike you I have not yet tweeked a pimp-ass webpage of my own...i'm wurkin on it, though. I do have a MySpace account, i think i saw u do to...i will find u on it an send one uv those friend requests.

meantyme, i am in santa barbara (at least until May 06...that's when i plan to leave my job here.) B4 that i lived in LA...all in all, i've been in Cali since '01. But as i said, my times almost up here, and i am not sure where to next...i waz actually considering Chi-rock...my bro just finished at Loyola and it wuld be cool to live near to him...plus i love it there.

btw, to this day, i owe u a debt of gratitude. everywhere i have lived, i have picked up radio dj gigs at small stations and/or college stations...all b/c u gave a brother a shot waaaaayy back when. seriously. right now, i've had a once a week show at Cal Poly in san luis obispo.

dewd, i cannot believe the schmoop's is still live and kickin'; plus i had some major laughs checkin out the Theta potato page...shit, that pic with D in the bee costume killz me!

anyhoos, i got to split fer wurk. fo reals. i'll get u my contact thru myspace later today!


--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

hey dude where are you ? send me your website so i can look

--- Zach Ware <zvw2001@yahoo.com wrote:


howdy doody,

i stumbled upon yer webpage tonight (after i found it on the Marquette College of Learning and Funtimes Alumni webpage). may i say it is quite glorious and i saw many revealing photographs of yer home and yer wife. oh, congrats on gettining married--but that is kind of one of those lame things to say 'cause u already know that!

anyhoo, i won't be too long winded, in the event this is the wrong address and some robots intercept the transmission. i will save the pleasantries fer the next email!

yer ol' pal, z

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