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Phil: Paging Dr.Faggot

Alan: Whoa watch it pervert. Doug: It's okay Alan he is just doing your inseam. Alan: He's getting very close to my shaft!

Sid: Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....except for herpes ...that shit will come back with ya!

OK handsome, come on. Not you fat Jesus slide it on backl - you, pretty boy.

Mr. Chow: See he fine now...gimme money. Or I shoot him and I shoot aaaall you motherfuckers , then we take it. Your choice, bitches!

Stu: What the fuck is going on?

I shouldn't be here. Why is that Alan? I am not supposed to be within 200 feet of the school. What? Or a Chucky Cheese.

Mr. Chow: Toodaloo Motherfoukoooooooooowoowoowoowooooooo.

Police Man at Station:I see assholes like you every day.. Police Woman: Every Fuckin' Day. Both: Let's go to Vegas we'll all get drunk....whooooooo Let's steal a cop car...it'd be really fuckin' funny...You think you gonna get away with this...(woman)Not up in here...(man) Not up in here!

Alan: What is this? Stu: Oh my god...That is my tooth...Why do you have that?...What else is in your pocket?

Melissa: Don't forget your Rogaine. Stu: Rogaine...Check! Melissa: And don't forget to use it.

Mr. Chow: I want my purse back.......Assholes Phil: What? Your Purse? Alan: That's not a purse it's a satchel Mr. Chow: It's a Purse!

Alan: Hey guys , You ready to let the dogs out? Phil: What? Stu: Do what? Alan: Let the dogs out...you know like....(Sings) Who let the dogs out...Who?...Who? Phil: Who brought this guy along? Doug: Yes Alan we are ready to let the dogs out..

Phil: Who's Fuckin' baby is that? Stu: are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite? Alan: Yea I checked all the rooms no one's here. Check it's collar or somethin'.

Mr. Chow: Hahahahaaaa ....Funny... fat guy fall on face

Phil: Why don't you just let that one go to voicemail.. Stu: HAHAHAAHA.....That's a fake laugh by the way!

Phil: Oh shit we drove last night? Hahahaahaa Drivin' drunk...Classic! Stu: Haahaha (sarcastic laugh)

Phil: God damn would you put on some pants!

Phil: So ahhh you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? Alan: What are you talking about? I found a baby before. Phil: You found a baby before? Alan: Yea! Phil: Where? Alan: Coffee Bean.

Alan: What about the baby? Phil: Just leave him in the car we're only gonna be 5 minutes. Stu: Whoa we're not leaving a baby in the car. Phil: He'll be fine, I cracked the window.

Bodyguard: By the way man where did you get that cop car from? Stu: We uhh stole it from these dumb ass cops. Bodyguard: Nice!!...Hahahahaaa....Nice guys !....High Five!

Stu: I should go... Melissa: That's a good idea Dr. Faggot

Stu: You remember my grandmothers holocaust ring.....She's wearing it. Alan: I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust.

Mike Tyson's Bodyguard: why the fuck would you want to steal his tiger? Phil: We tend to dumb shit when we're fucked up.

Phil: Do you know where the best little chapel do you know where that is? Doctor: I do it is at the corner of get a map and fuck off!

Mike Tyson singing "In the air tonight" By Phil Collins

Alan's Tiger Song

Phil: Come on you know I drive great when I am drunk. Stu: That's true don't forget Phil was always our designated drunk driver.

Doug: Either way you have to be super smart to count cards buddy ok. Alan: Oh really? Ok well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupt the casino and he was a Rutard... Stu: What? Alan: He was a Rutard!

Phil: She is a complete Bitch Doug: Hey.. that's his fiance Phil: What? It's true ...it's true you know it's true , she beats him. Stu: That was twice and I was outta line.

Not you fat Jesus.

He was a retard.

Paging Doctor Douche Bag.

...three best friends that anyone could have.

...he's a re-tard.

This is not a man purse its a satchel.

Do you mind putting on some pants?

...they gave out Holocaust rings.

I shouldn't be here.

Don't text me, its gay.

I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord.

Its funny because he's fat.


"It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." (Alan Garner)

"But you know, the Best Little Chapel. Do you know where that is? –I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, OK? You're big boys." (Phil Wenneck) (Dr. Valsh)

"Oh, what, are you a cop now? Come on, you know I drive great when I'm drunk. –That's true. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver." (Phil Wenneck) (Stu Price)

"He's probably on a Heater. And you never walk away from the table when you're on a Heater." (Sid Garner)

"Yeah… that's not gonna happen." (Phil Wenneck)

"You can't just do that! You can't just tase people... because you-you think it's funny. That's police brutality!" (Stu Price)

"Whatever happens tonight... I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it." (Alan Garner)

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (laughing) Except for Herpes. That shit'll come back with you." (Sid Garner)

"I don't think you should curse around the child. –Really? I don't think you should be around a child." (Alan Garner) (Stu Price)

"I look like a nerdy hillbilly." (Stu Price)

"I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack." (Alan Garner)

"Hey, bro? You ming putting on some pants? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice." (Phil Wenneck)

"This is so illegal." (Stu Price)

"That's not a purse, it's a satchel!" (Alan Garner)

"You are literally too stupid to insult." (Stu Price)