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Phil: Paging Dr.Faggot
Alan: Whoa watch it pervert.
Doug: It's okay Alan he is just doing your inseam.
Alan: He's getting very close to my shaft!
Sid: Remember what
happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....except for herpes ...that shit will
come back with ya!
OK handsome, come on. Not you fat Jesus slide it on backl - you, pretty boy.
Mr. Chow: See he fine
now...gimme money. Or I shoot him and I shoot aaaall you motherfuckers ,
then we take it. Your choice, bitches!
Stu: What the fuck is going on?
I shouldn't be here. Why is that Alan? I am not supposed to be within 200 feet of the school. What? Or a Chucky Cheese.
Mr. Chow: Toodaloo Motherfoukoooooooooowoowoowoowooooooo.
Police Man at Station:I
see assholes like you every day..
Police Woman: Every Fuckin' Day.
Both: Let's go to Vegas we'll all get drunk....whooooooo Let's steal a
cop car...it'd be really fuckin' funny...You think you gonna get away
with this...(woman)Not up in here...(man) Not up in here!
Alan: What is this?
Stu: Oh my god...That is my tooth...Why do you have that?...What else is in your pocket?
Melissa: Don't forget your Rogaine.
Stu: Rogaine...Check!
Melissa: And don't forget to use it.
Mr. Chow: I want my purse back.......Assholes
Phil: What? Your Purse?
Alan: That's not a purse it's a satchel
Mr. Chow: It's a Purse!
Alan: Hey guys , You ready to let the dogs out?
Phil: What?
Stu: Do what?
Alan: Let the dogs out...you know like....(Sings) Who let the dogs out...Who?...Who?
Phil: Who brought this guy along?
Doug: Yes Alan we are ready to let the dogs out..
Phil: Who's Fuckin' baby is that?
Stu: are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan: Yea I checked all the rooms no one's here. Check it's collar or somethin'.
Mr. Chow: Hahahahaaaa ....Funny... fat guy fall on face
Phil: Why don't you just let that one go to voicemail..
Stu: HAHAHAAHA.....That's a fake laugh by the way!
Phil: Oh shit we drove last night?
Hahahaahaa Drivin' drunk...Classic!
Stu: Haahaha (sarcastic laugh)
Phil: God damn would you put on some pants!
Phil: So ahhh you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?
Alan: What are you talking about? I found a baby before.
Phil: You found a baby before?
Alan: Yea!
Phil: Where?
Alan: Coffee Bean.
Alan: What about the baby?
Phil: Just leave him in the car we're only gonna be 5 minutes.
Stu: Whoa we're not leaving a baby in the car.
Phil: He'll be fine, I cracked the window.
Bodyguard: By the way man where did you get that cop car from?
Stu: We uhh stole it from these dumb ass cops.
Bodyguard: Nice!!...Hahahahaaa....Nice guys !....High Five!
Stu: I should go...
Melissa: That's a good idea Dr. Faggot
Stu: You remember my grandmothers holocaust ring.....She's wearing it.
Alan: I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust.
Mike Tyson's Bodyguard: why the fuck would you want to steal his tiger?
Phil: We tend to dumb shit when we're fucked up.
Phil: Do you know where the best little chapel do you know where that is?
Doctor: I do it is at the corner of get a map and fuck off!
Mike Tyson singing "In the air tonight" By Phil Collins
Alan's Tiger Song
Phil: Come on you know I drive great when I am drunk.
Stu: That's true don't forget Phil was always our designated drunk driver.
Doug: Either way you have to be super smart to count cards buddy ok.
Alan: Oh really? Ok well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupt the casino and he was a Rutard...
Stu: What?
Alan: He was a Rutard!
Phil: She is a complete Bitch
Doug: Hey.. that's his fiance
Phil: What? It's true ...it's true you know it's true , she beats him.
Stu: That was twice and I was outta line.
Not you fat Jesus.
He was a retard.
Paging Doctor Douche Bag.
...three best friends that anyone could have.
...he's a re-tard.
This is not a man purse its a satchel.
Do you mind putting on some pants?
...they gave out Holocaust rings.
I shouldn't be here.
Don't text me, its gay.
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Its funny because he's fat.
"It's where I
keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a
man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." (Alan Garner)
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"But you
know, the Best Little Chapel. Do you know where that is? –I do. It's at
the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
Figure it out yourself, OK? You're big boys." (Phil Wenneck) (Dr. Valsh)
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"Oh,
what, are you a cop now? Come on, you know I drive great when I'm drunk.
–That's true. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk
driver." (Phil Wenneck) (Stu Price)
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"He's probably on a Heater. And you never walk away from the table when you're on a Heater." (Sid Garner)
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"Yeah… that's not gonna happen." (Phil Wenneck)
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"You can't just do that! You can't just tase people... because you-you think it's funny. That's police brutality!" (Stu Price)
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"Whatever happens tonight... I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it." (Alan Garner)
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (laughing) Except for Herpes. That shit'll come back with you." (Sid Garner)
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"I don't think you should curse around the child. –Really? I don't think you should be around a child." (Alan Garner) (Stu Price)
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"I look like a nerdy hillbilly." (Stu Price)
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"I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack." (Alan Garner)
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"Hey, bro? You ming putting on some pants? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice." (Phil Wenneck)
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"This is so illegal." (Stu Price)
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"That's not a purse, it's a satchel!" (Alan Garner)
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| "You are literally too stupid to insult." (Stu Price) |