NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

INTRO guitar

1 - water from the sink  splashed all up on my pants near the crotch ,     
now it looks like I peed on  myself  just   a little bit

do I dry it with the towel – do I dry it with the auto hand dryer,
or  walk out and  hope that no one notices

2- I am – just a little worried – ya I am just a little worried -  that you’’ll think the stain is piss

A lady waves at me do I know her
So I give a friendly wave and smile back at her

I really don’t know, I don’t think that I know her

then i turn behind me and see a guy waving

I don’t know that lady, I don’t know that lady – she was not waving at me

its not like not like not like what it seems

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1 - all by myself in an empty elevator,,,,     and it smells like   someone just had recently farted  

one floor down, lady gets in,   looks at me funny  -
,,,, so embarrassing she thinks it was me

2 - does she think it was me  - ya  does she think it was me ,,,   I look at her and shake my head

I was walking near my work   by my office –
 guy was passing by me  - looked like he was trying to talk to me

So I said what and stopped to see what he wanted
But he kept walking and  I noticed his air pods  

I guess he wasn’t talking to me – ya I guess he wasn’t talking to me
He was not talking to me

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