* The Mullet of the Year.

This is a very special award. This is the 2nd anal Mullet of the Year Awards, the Mullys. This year it is my honor and privilege to present this Mully to a very special person. This person has been playing Mullet Softball for 2 or 3 full years now and really epitomizes what I like in a Mullet, mullitude. Sure this is just an overused Mullet word but this person’s attitude, ability, and knowledge of the game surpasses my wildest dreams. This person is truly Mulletarded. I hate to have to single out one person cause all you mother fuckers are mullets, but anyway, the 2001 Mullet of the Year for softball and bowling is

Daddy waddy - Buck