The Jokesters

This is Dr. Odd's newest web reality series. It is easy. Who of these contestants do you think has the worst joke? Every week of the remaining contestants - vote off who you think has the least funny joke. Vote now!!

1/20/04 - Sandy voted off! -- 1/13/04 - Roman voted off!

Margaret 's Joke

Why were there only 49 contestants in the Miss Ebonics Pageant?

Because no one wanted to be Idaho

Andy 's Joke

A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Nathan 's Joke

A kid was in a terrible accident and need to skin graft on his eyes. The doctors after much examination determined there was only one place to get the skin for the kid's eyelids, his privates. The doctor's performed the operation and when the kid awoke he asked his family how he looked. His father looked at his mother and answered "a little cock-eyed"