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Tulip Puns

Tulips - Puns and Jokes - So Much Pun - funny puns ...

Puns and Tulips. So fun!

  • And tulips, children love to stretch Their fingers down, to feel in each Its beauty's secret nearer.
  • Sometimes I love you tulip much.
  • Here tulips bloom as they are told; Unkempt about those hedges blows An English unofficial rose.
  • Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
  • The oppressed martyrs of our culture have shed blood that nourish the red tulips of our nation.
  • Guarded within the old red wall's embrace, Marshalled like soldiers in gay company, The tulips stand arrayed. Here infantry Wheels out into the sunlight.
  • How can you be content to be in the world like tulips in a garden, to make a fine show, and be good for nothing.
  • You believe In God, for your part? ay? that He who makes, Can make good things from ill things, best from worst, As men plant tulips upon dunghills when They wish them finest.
  • Flowers heal me. tulips make me happy.
  • A tulip doesn’t strive to impress anyone. It doesn’t struggle to be different than a rose. It doesn’t have to. It is different. And there’s room in the garden for every flower.
  • Dutch tulips from their beds Flaunted their stately heads.
  • Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips.
  • I think of the poetry of René Char and all he must have seen and suffered that has brought him to speak only of sedgy rivers, of daffodils and tulipswhose roots they water, even to the free-flowing river that laves the rootlets of those sweet-scented flowers that people the milky way