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Top 10 FB Status

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  • A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
  • In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.
  • If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
  • I’m not popular, but I have good friends.
  • Is On The Toilet (>_
  • If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?
  • Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect.
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  • “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
  • I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.
  • Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary that sometimes, annoyingly, talks back.
  • 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don’t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
  • From this point on; I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad. Others should be scared.
  • For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
  • Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
  • Facebook is the only place you can talk to a wall, and it talks back.
  • I’m not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily.
  • Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!
  • I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
  • If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
  • I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
  • If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
  • If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
  • Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
  • Dear Vacation! Where are you? I miss you so much. Please visit me soon!
  • I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
  • I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
  • Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like
  • If people have a problem with u…always remember…it is THEIR problem ;)
  • I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
  • Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
  • If you dont know, please ask. If you dont agree, Argue. If you dont like it, please say it. But don’t sit there quiet and judge me.
  • Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  • China is still #1 in the Olympics. No surprise there, they made all the equipment that’s used in the Olympics.
  • If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
  • Don't be too confident when someone tells you that they love you, the real question is "until when"? because just like seasons
  • AATCHOO! …….?(-??~•~)?……. If you`re allergic to bullshit, drama, liars, and 2-faced people, LIKE to keep this sneeze going.
  • A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.