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Toe Puns

Toe - Puns and Jokes - So Much Pun - funny puns ...


Puns and toes. So fun!

  • Did you know that a high scoring soccer game can be considered very offensive?
  • The conceited ballet dance was always obsessing about watching his feat on video.
  • The athlete was quite amazing, playing soccer, football, and running. He was a jock of all trades.
  • Football is my favorite sport because I get a kick out of the punts.
  • All the ladies loved the bachelor because he was foot-loose and fiancee-free.
  • I told the shoe store attendant I need to return the shoes because they had a bad frequency. I said now my foot hertz.
  • The man was arrested shortly after refusing to pay his bill at the restaurant. He simply didn’t want to foot the bill.
  • One reason the podiatrist was losing business was because he was sneaky. If you gave him an arch, he would take a foot.
  • When the foot doctor was stranded on the side of the highway, he has to call a toe truck driver to help.
  • One reason it is easy to surprise a duck is because they are often caught flat-footed.
  • In a strange twist of fate, it is believed that marathon runners who wear the wrong footwear suffer agony of defeet.
  • In a strange twist of fate, when the young boy became a farm hand, he mysteriously grew another foot.
  • The podiatrist decided to get a job selling sneakers at the mall because he figured he was an obvious shoe-in.
  • Bobby was the worst student in music class. When he tried to play the shoehorn, all he got was some footnotes.
  • A very popular podiatrist on the island only charges by the foot.