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Sailing Puns

Everyone loves a good old sailing pun. puns for our Sailing Puns

See some sailing puns:

  • Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
  • I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
  • Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
  • In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
  • Miss Fortune
  • He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
  • Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
  • Bering in Mind
  • Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.
  • Aloan at Last
  • You guys are keeling me.
  • Ich Bin Ein Bayliner
  • Sea-Gar A-Fish-ionado
  • Don't take the wind out of his sails! He can keep dreaming.
  • C:\Doo
  • Aquadesiac
  • I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
  • Ship for brains
  • Knotty Buoy
  • Sea-cret Hide-aweigh
  • Sea-nick Route
  • Starboard? Dang near wrecked 'em!
  • Buoys Of Summer
  • Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.
  • A Fishy Nado
  • If that certainly floats your boat.
  • Bust Out Another Thousand
  • I never found sending signals from ships challenging. I always had a flare for it.