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Optometry Puns

Optometry - Puns and Jokes - So Much Pun - funny puns ...


Puns and Optometry. So fun!

  • What did the frame tag say to the frame? -I have a crush on you.
  • Where do bad strabismic patients go? To prism!
  • I can't cateract that...
  • Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
  • You are quite insightful!
  • What happens when the retina cries? -you get retinal tears
  • What did the sailor say to the captain of the optom boat? -eye-eye captain
  • If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
  • What did the optometrist say to the patient with 3 eyes? “eye, eye, eye!”
  • Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all of its contacts!
  • Where do you send a depressed eye? -to the low vision centre
  • Where is the eye located? -between the H and the J.
  • I would tell you a microphthalmos joke, but it’s a little cornea.
  • What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? – Douthinkhesaraus
  • What’s the difference between an Optometry Student and a trash can? The trash can goes out at least once a week!
  • Optometry is a competitive field. Many practitioners feel pressured to take stareoids.
  • These lenses have terrible specs.
  • What is an Irish persons favourite organ? -eyeee
  • Eye see what you did there.
  • What was the lens’s excuse to the policeman? -I’ve been framed officer
  • What do you call a deer without eyes? -No idea
  • How do you take over the globe? -with a contact lens
  • What type of vision do dustbin men (and dustbin women) have? -bin-ocular vision
  • What music do optoms listen to? -itunes
  • How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hmm? 1…or 2?
  • How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? -Shine a light in her ear.
  • the optometrist fell onto his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
  • What game do frames play? -tag