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Love Riddles

Everyone loves a good old love riddle. Riddle for our Love Riddles.


See some love riddles that you want to check out around this time of the year:

  • A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
  • What is worth a billion dollars but comes to you for free? Love
  • It grows and blossoms it dies and wilts it happens in the beginning and happens in the end, it can make you cry it can make you sad it can make you smile and can make you brave. What is it? Love
  • Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine? She didn't suit his taste.
  • What did the painter say to her boyfriend? I love you with all my art!
  • What is mine but only you can have? My heart.
  • What did the doctor say to the tonsil? You look so cute, I think I'll take you out.
  • What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.
  • What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? You get buttered up!
  • Why was the chef embarrassed? Because he saw the salad dressing!
  • How do you spell a cute boy with only two letters? QT!
  • Why did the man propose to his Korean crush? Because she was his Seoul mate!
  • What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel? I’m nuts about you!
  • What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? I have a crutch on you.
  • What is worth a billion dollars but comes free of cost? Love.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one and I want yours. What is it? Last name.
  • How do you get the attention of someone you love? By screaming out ‘I love you’ loudly to someone else.
  • Eros is at it’s core, while a ring is its symbol. Though it can be seen as holy, often it is sealed by contact. What is it? Marriage
  • Why did the woman ask her husband for a map? Because she got lost in his eyes.
  • There is a man walking along, when he stops in front of his wife’s hotel, he is suddenly bankrupt. How did he become bankrupt? He is playing monopoly.
  • What three words are said too much, yet not enough? I love you!
  • Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well from the minute they met.
  • What did the boy bulb say to the girl bulb? Oh I love ya a whole watt honey!
  • How do you get the attention of someone you love? By screaming out “I love you” loudly to someone else.
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweet hearts.
  • A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with an pretty girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long trip that would last a week. Before leaving, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? An apple a day keep the doctor away!
  • What's the most romantic part of the ocean? When the buoy meets the gull.
  • I can start a war or end one, I can give you the strength of heroes or leave you powerless, I might be snared with a glance, but no force can compel me to stay; What am I? Love
  • The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it. Love