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  • What do you Golden State Warriors listen to after signing a free agent? Durant, Durant.
  • What did the Cavaliers sing to the Golden State Warriors after the NBA Finals? Don't Curry Be Happy.
  • What do you call the Golden State Warriors without the splash brothers? The 76ers.
  • What does an Golden State Warriors fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • How many Golden State Warriors players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • Why can't you stay mad at the Golden State Warriors? Because Everybody Loves Draymond.
  • What's the difference between an Golden State Warriors fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • How do you mentally take Stephen Curry out of a game? Give his wife a twitter account.
  • What do the Golden State Warriors and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • If you have a car containing a Warriors power forward, a Warriors point guard, and a Warriors center, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • How many Golden State Warriors fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • What is the difference between a Warriors fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • What do the Warriors and a nail have in common? They are both good till they hit the wood.
  • How do you keep an Golden State Warriors player out of your yard? Put up a basketball net.
  • What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Golden State Warriors? The last Lakers NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
  • How do you casterate an Golden State Warriors fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • How do the Warriors spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • How did the Golden State Warriors fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What should you do if you find three Golden State Warriors basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Golden State Warriors.
  • What is a Golden State Warriors fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Los Angeles."
  • What does a Golden State Warriors fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • Why do Golden State Warriors fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What's the difference between the Golden State Warriors and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • How do you stop an Golden State Warriors fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Golden State Warriors fan? The bucket.