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Funny Status for Girl

Everyone loves good Funny Status for Girls


See some super funny for girl status:

  • Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In..!!
  • The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
  • On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.
  • Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
  • Tall guy + short girl = cute ….. but short guy + tall girl = awkward.
  • Dear boys, Please surprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
  • A broken heart never heals. It just learns to live in pieces.
  • Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it’s played.
  • Girls with the prettiest smiles, Always seem to tell the saddest stories.
  • Be a lady with class.. a girl with nature and a bitch with attitude…
  • Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.
  • I consider myself a crayon.. I may not be your favourite colour; but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture..
  • What a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
  • I smile every time a memory comes up and you are in it ..
  • A girl adding you to her WhatsApp is a modern sign of trust.
  • I’m afraid to fall in love…
  • The most beautiful souls are often captured inside the most broken hearted girls.
  • A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….
  • If a girl tells you to leave her alone and you actually do then you have absolutely no brain cells.
  • Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
  • HATES how guys and girls can’t be friends without anyone thinking something else …
  • Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.
  • A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love… listens but doesn’t believe… and leaves before she is left.
  • In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
  • A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!
  • I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest…
  • Exams Are like Girl Friends-To many questions-Difficult to understand-More explanation needed-Result is Always Fail.
  • Treat your Lady with Respect because one day You’ll need Your Daughter to be treated the Same…:)
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
  • A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change, but a beautiful soul will always be beautiful..
  • Is starting to like someone
  • Be a girl with a mind…A bitch with an attitude… And a lady with class.
  • If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.
  • Some boys think they are players but what they do not know is I am the Coach that can put them on the bench!
  • No boy is worth your TEARS, and the one who IS, will NEVER make you CRY.
  • Sometimes you gotta put on your own glass slippers and shine!
  • Six inches gap between Saree and Blouse is CULTURE. One inch gap between Jeans and Top is BESHARMI
  • Its hard 2 talk 2 someone when u still have feeling and want to be more then friends and they just wanna be friends .
  • I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.
  • I am a million dollar girl.
  • Every girl wants a bad boy, so he can be good just for her. And every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him.
  • A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD
  • Just because I don’t start the conversation, doesn’t mean I’m not dying to speak to you.
  • Guys, stop fighting `with` her and start fighting ‘for’ her.
  • Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
  • Girls play hard to get, because guys play hard to keep.
  • I hate boys who can’t treat their girls right, disrespect their mom’s, don’t want a job and want to smoke to fit in.
  • The most common lie made by women: nothing I am fine the most common lie made by men… I love you.
  • Behind every in-trusted girl, Is a boy who lied, cheated, Broke his promises to her.
  • Behind every girl’s favorite song… is an untold story.
  • A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
  • Believes that girls can do anything guys can do. But we can do it wearing high-heels. Beat that boys!!
  • A true lady doesn’t demand, She thanks and true man doesn’t promise, He commit’s.
  • When he is not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get his. But when you do have his, you take everything for granted.
  • When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke…..
  • Boys don’t play dolls, to learn that girls aren’t toys to play with.
  • I am not heartless – I am just stronger than you thought I was..
  • Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
  • I’m a princess, not because I have a Prince, but because my father is a King..
  • It takes time to understand a girl. But if she’s really worth it… you’d take time to try to figure her out.
  • I m beautifully broken ..perfectly imperfect… beautiful in my flaws… altogether I m a beautiful disaster
  • You and Me, WE belong together. So stop being difficult and just accept that I like you and you like me!!!
  • No matter how strong a girl is, she has a weak point,and sometimes, all she needs is a hug.
  • A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
  • I’m a girl I’m allowed to change my mind every second.
  • Women are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.
  • It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
  • If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
  • I am so romantic !
  • Be pretty… Get educated… Dress well… Make Money B)
  • When a boy ask me are you single? I feel like dhoka dhoka….
  • Be what you wanna be.. be the girl you suppose to be.. and forget the world..
  • Dear Boys I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop over acting :p
  • If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken.
  • Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
  • With women the heart argues, Not the mind.
  • One day i hope you find out how much you hurt me.
  • Facebook knows me better than anyone.
  • When a girl says, “I`m done,” it really means, “fight for me.
  • I may not be the best, but I’m definitely not like the rest.
  • The most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.
  • Why can’t mosquitoes suck out my fat instead.
  • We can’t all be princesses. I mean, someone has to bow as I walk past!
  • Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.
  • We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
  • Best gift you can give to someone is your TIME. Because you give them somothing you can never get back.
  • I woke up like this #Flawless !
  • Girls give and forgive. Boys get and forget.
  • When a woman tells you about her problems it doesn’t mean she’s complaining…It means she trust you.
  • How can you love someone if you are scared of getting hurt again, and your heart already belongs to someone else.
  • He thinks he’s a player, But he doesn’t know she’s the coach.
  • If you’re gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
  • She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.
  • A GIRL gets what he can… but a WOMAN gets what he wants!
  • Guys: When he’s not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get his. But when you do have his, you take everything for granted.
  • A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
  • The problem with us girls is that we fall for boys who gives us the sweetest words they never really mean.
  • I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
  • Avoid comparing yourself with others. If you do, you’ll lose the chance to see the beauty in you.
  • Every girls dream = To eat without getting fat.
  • Being a women is priceless
  • Every girl is an angel. Don’t waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.
  • In every girl’s heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.