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Funny Status for Boys

Everyone loves good Funny Status for Boys


See some super funny status for boys status:

  • If you are too open minded your brain will fall out.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
  • When nothing goes right..go left.
  • Keep moving! Nothing new to read.
  • My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate…Now I have 2 Girlfriends!
  • Yes I’m smiling. But you’re not the reason anymore.
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  • I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than other people.
  • I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.
  • Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.
  • My attitude based on how you treat me.
  • I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.
  • Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
  • Life taught me lot of lessons but I bunked those classes too!!!
  • I don’t have an attitude!..Just a personality that you can’t handle!
  • I’m having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.
  • Style is a reflection..of your attitude and personality.
  • Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
  • Not always “Available”..try your Luck..
  • It’s not an ATTITUDE, It’s the way I am..!!
  • Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back being me.
  • I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
  • Boys lie more, but girls lie better.
  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • Forget the haters…cause some body loves you
  • It’s not my attitude, It’s my style.
  • Drink beer save water.
  • Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
  • If you don’t like my attitude quit talking to me.
  • I Don’t Care What You Think! I Am Going To Make It!
  • I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
  • The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.
  • I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.
  • Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
  • I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
  • I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
  • I have a disease called AWESOME.
  • Born to be awesome.
  • You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
  • Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
  • Silence is the best response to a fool.
  • I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
  • Smartness is a perfect beauty.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status..!!
  • Dream big and dare to fail.
  • Great minds think alone.
  • Life is short. SMILE while you still have TEETH.
  • Please don’t get confused between my attitude & personality!
  • I forgive but I never forget.
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
  • Fashion is about something that comes from within you.
  • Always wear your invisible crown.
  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  • I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
  • Stay cool don’t get freeze
  • I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
  • I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.
  • I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.
  • I know I am always..SPECIAL.
  • I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.
  • Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
  • Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.
  • I may not be perfect but I’m always ME.
  • Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
  • WARNING: U may fall in love with my face.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • Attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are..
  • If “plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool.
  • I am who I am your approval isn’t needed.
  • It’s cool being me. Please don’t copy my style.
  • A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.
  • Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.
  • Only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • Being single is my attitude.
  • Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
  • My silence is my attitude.
  • The road to my success is always under construction.
  • Out of my mind..I will be back in five minutes.
  • I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
  • I will not quit until I’m living the life I once dreamt of.
  • Only great minds can afford a simple style.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
  • I am W.E.I.R.D Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different.
  • Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage not weakness.
  • Don’t be the same, Be better!
  • Looser..is the one who creates a winner so..I don’t mind loosing.
  • While you are chasing Pokémon, I am chasing my dreams.
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  • ATTITUDE is everything.
  • Don’t stop until you are proud.
  • I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
  • Of course I talked to myself..Sometimes I need expert advice!
  • My Life My Rules.
  • Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.
  • If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • I am not a Spider man nor a Superman, however I am Superhero for my Girl Friend.!
  • If “Plan 1” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the counting has infinite numbers.
  • Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • Keep talking you’re making me famous.
  • Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me!
  • My parents should be proud of me because I’m addicted to Facebook not to Drugs!
  • I have a new theory in life..what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
  • Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.
  • May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  • I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.
  • Never underestimate me because I am more than you think.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • I’m actually a nice person…Until you piss me off.
  • I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
  • Tried to lose weight..But it keeps finding me.
  • I’m Not Special, I’m Just Limited Edition.
  • My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
  • Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.
  • I don’t like to follow. I like being followed.
  • Love me hate me, I just don’t care.
  • Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
  • Kill them with success and Bury them with a smile.
  • If you like me then raise your hands. If not then raise your standard.
  • People with status don’t need status..
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it.
  • I didn’t lose my mind..I just sold it online
  • I am a nice person with bad attitude.
  • People say me bad, trust me i am the worst.
  • Boys are great, Every girl should have one.
  • I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
  • I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
  • I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
  • Take my advice — I’m not using it.
  • Down to earth, but still above you.
  • Stop checking my status! Go get a Life!
  • My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!
  • If you want to cry, use a tissue..not your status..!!
  • I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
  • My attitude my choice.
  • Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.
  • My life My rules so, keep your nose out of my Business!!
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle…He’s dreaming too.
  • Girls do what they want, Boys do what they can.
  • I am just cool like hot coffee.
  • Man of the year.
  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
  • Being happy never goes out of style.
  • 80% of the boy have girl friends..Rest 20% are having brain
  • Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
  • Believe in yourself.
  • Be silent and let your success shout..
  • Sorry I can’t be perfect
  • Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
  • When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
  • My style is what “I like” not what “others like”
  • Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
  • I don’t need ur Attitude b’coz I have my own.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  • Hate girls except the girl reading this.
  • Only my name is enough.
  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
  • You haven’t ever seen my bad side yet.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
  • Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh it’s your Attitude.
  • Before you judge ME make sure that you’re PERFECT.
  • Don’t Play With Me! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
  • Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
  • The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies!
  • I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
  • I smile..Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
  • I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
  • I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality.
  • I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you.
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  • Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
  • Always trying to cool my self
  • I will be back with my same attitude.
  • Be what you want to be NOT what others want to see.
  • Sending my Selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  • If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
  • When I was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
  • Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.
  • I’m gonna make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  • Read a book instead of reading my status..!!