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  • Libra “When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
  • To realize the full glory and truth of love, the Fish can, if he or she chooses, call on the innocence of Aries, the patience of Taurus, the awareness of Gemini, the perception of Cancer, the nobility of Leo, the discrimination of Virgo, the judgment of Libra, the penetration of Scorpio, the honesty of Sagittarius, the wisdom of Capricorn - and the humanitarianism of Aquarius.
  • The Feels: Imaginative and Creative Souls
  • Scorpio “Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful…that’s what matters to me.”
  • We Pisces, we're a special breed.
  • Cancer seldom judges, however. He simply gathers, absorbs, reflects.
  • Sagittarius “Travel: as much as you can, as far as you can, as long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.”
  • Cancer is a sort of mental archaeologist, always digging for more fascinating facts.
  • The trickster aspect of Gemini's ruling planet, Mercury, is always hiding behind the sharp Gemini intellect, revealing itself in all manner of minor and major ways.
  • Virgo “You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.”
  • Gemini “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
  • Leo ‘Your love makes me strong, Your hate makes me unstoppable.’
  • Pisces are the great chameleons of the Zodiac. They often survive through the art of camouflage. Well, doesn't Water do that? Bodies of water take on the qualities and characteristics of their surroundings, the climate zone, etc.
  • There's an eagerness about Geminis, an immediate, sympathetic friendliness, and unusually quick, but graceful movements.
  • A camera molds memory into permanency for Cancerians, whose very minds are like sensitive film, recording every impression with vivid clarity.
  • If you believe in astrology, I'm a Virgo, so I'm very controlling; I'm very neat, and I'm very organized.
  • Cancer “In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.”
  • Aquarius “Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.”
  • On the one hand, you have a wonderfully caring, magnetic personality that draw people in close. On the other hand, you come across as standoffish, even reclusive. While both personalities are, in fact, who you are, at any one moment which side you show to the world depends on who you are with and the circumstances you are in.
  • Pisces “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.”
  • Cancer people seek retreat and solitude. Just like real crabs.
  • Aries ‘I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul.”
  • Being a typical Pisces, I might have experienced mood shifts, but I don't remember any depression, or needing to do anything, or to have someone bring me out of being depressed.
  • Subtlety is one of the chief qualities of Cancer.
  • Gemini never fumbles. Whatever the situation with the loved one- joyous or tragic, loose or tight - the typical Gemini can, when he (or she) wishes, carry the ball with easy grace, handling embarrassment, fear or anger, with incredibly light touch.
  • Pisces will always forgive you. It will follow an intense cold shoulder attack.
  • You've heard that Pisceans are very old souls. I've told you that myself, many times. It's true. They are. They've come through the purifying deluge of many incarnations, and they understand everything and everybody - except themselves.
  • The Gemini essence is extremely contagious.
  • Cancers are good-hearted. They have good heads on their shoulders. Don't take advantage of that.
  • Capricorn “You were given life; it is your duty (and also your entitlement as a human being) to find something beautiful within life, no matter how slight.”
  • I'm a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That's because Pisces are fish, and it's like my grandpa always used to say, "The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
  • Pisces was born tired. It's little wonder that the Fish is a trifle spiritually fatigued, considering all he's seen throughout so many incarnations .. . all the power and the glory, the ugly and the beautiful, the horrifyingly unspeakable - and the ecstatically indescribable. It's exhausting.
  • Taurus “That which does not kill you makes you stronger.”
  • A Gemini knows how to swerve you from your most stubbornly held convictions.
  • Most of the Cancerians you meet will be sober. In fact, they may be so sober you wish they would relax a little over a cocktail.
  • But the cold metal of Mercury divides Gemini with twin desires, until he stops and waits―and listens―to his own heartbeat.