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Fortune Cookie Sayings Funny

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Fortune Cookie Sayings Funny 2019

 

  • It is a good day to have a good day.
  • Nothing is so much to be feared as fear.
  • Hardly anyone knows how much is gained by ignoring the future.
  • No snowflake feels responsible in an avalanche.
  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
  • Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
  • A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not why ships are built.
  • You think it's a secret, but they know.
  • It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
  • There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
  • Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
  • Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

  • The wise man is the one that makes you think that he is dumb.
  • If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.
  • The road to riches is paved with homework.
  • Don't behave with cold manners.
  • Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain.
  • You will receive a fortune cookie.
  • An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly.
  • Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore.
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Patience is your alley at the moment. Don't worry!
  • A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
  • Don't eat the paper.
  • Your road to glory will be rocky, but fulfilling.
  • Happiness isn't an outside job, it's an inside job.
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • He who throws dirt is losing ground.
  • Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.
  • Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
  • Change is inevitable, except for vending machines.
  • Success lies in the hands of those who wants it.
  • If you do no run your subconscious mind yourself, someone else will.
  • He who laughs last is laughing at you.
  • It's amazing how much good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
  • Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.
  • You have rice in your teeth.
  • Actions speak louder than fortune cookies.
  • You will live long enough to open many fortune cookies.
  • Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free.
  • You don't need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding.
  • He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
  • I am worth a fortune.
  • A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.
  • The usefulness of a cup is in its emptiness.
  • This cookie contains 117 calories.
  • It's about time I got out of that cookie.
  • All fortunes are wrong except this one.
  • Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
  • Big journeys begin with a single step.
  • Help! I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.
  • You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident.
  • I hear and i forget. I see and i remember. I do and i understand.
  • A person who won't read has no advantage over a person who can't read.
  • That wasn't chicken.
  • Of all our human resources, the most precious is the desire to improve.
  • Flattery will go far tonight.
  • If you look back, you'll soon be going that way.
  • Don't forget you are always on our minds.
  • He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
  • Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.
  • The real kindness comes from within you.
  • Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
  • The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
  • You will be hungry again in one hour.
  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Don't pursue happiness – create it.
  • Fear is interest paid on a debt you may not owe.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make a friend.
  • He who throws mud loses ground.
  • To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
  • Courage is not the absence of fear; it is the conquest of it.
  • Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
  • A foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies.
  • All things are difficult before they are easy.
  • You are not illiterate.
  • Ask your mom instead of a cookie.
  • May you someday be carbon neutral.
  • You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
  • Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.
  • You love Chinese food.
  • People learn little from success, but much from failure.
  • We must always have old memories and young hopes.
  • You will die alone and poorly dressed.
  • Don't let statistics do a number on you.
  • The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
  • Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
  • One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
  • About time I got out of that cookie.
  • We don't know the future, but here's a cookie.
  • Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
  • The greatest danger could be your stupidity.