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Flower Puns

Flower - Puns and Jokes - So Much Pun - funny puns ...

Puns and Flower. So fun!

  • If I’ll own a garden, I’ll put our tulips together.
  • What did the doctor say after she gave her patient a shot? I hope thistle make you feel better!
  • Annuals mean disappointment only once a year.
  • What did the lawyer say to the judge? Iris my case!
  • When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
  • Remember this as an in-carnation of my love.
  • What does the letter A have in common with a flower? Both are followed by bees!
  • How did the dieter avoid eating the donuts? She kept her tulips together!
  • When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
  • The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
  • Had to add this: “My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign. Together we make mud.” Rodney Dangerfield
  • What were King Tut’s favorite flowers? Chrysanthemummies!
  • How did the dictator gain control? He rose to power!
  • Why did the butterfly get a cell phone? She wanted to cauliflower.
  • Hope thistle make you feel better
  • Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
  • You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.
  • Leaf me alone mom
  • What does one call a country where people only drive pink cars? A pink carnation!
  • How did the dictator gain control? He rose to power!
  • I really put the petal to the metal when I was choosing gifts.
  • What did the grumper gardener say to the deer? You can kiss my aster!
  • My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
  • If you were a flower - you’d be a damnnnndelion
  • What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
  • I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
  • Thorn to Be Wild
  • Petal to the Metal
  • The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
  • The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.
  • Yes, I’ll be over in a lily bit.