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Dumb Fortune Cookie Sayings

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Dumb Fortune Cookie Sayings 2019

 

  • Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party
  • You are not illiterate
  • Help! I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory
  • The greatest danger could be your stupidity
  • You will be hungry again in one hour
  • You have rice in your teeth
  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
  • It is a good day to have a good day
  • Do not mistake temptation for opportunity
  • He who throws dirt is losing ground
  • The road to riches is paved with homework
  • He who laughs last is laughing at you
  • Some fortune cookies contain no fortune

  • About time I got out of that cookie
  • Actions speak louder than fortune cookies
  • Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units
  • Flattery will go far tonight
  • Don't behave with cold manners
  • Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
  • The fortune you seek is in another cookie
  • A foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies
  • I am worth a fortune
  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking
  • Ask your mom instead of a cookie
  • That wasn't chicken
  • You will receive a fortune cookie
  • An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly
  • Don't eat the paper
  • He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at
  • The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl
  • All fortunes are wrong except this one
  • We don't know the future, but here's a cookie
  • There is no mistake so great as that of being always right
  • Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
  • No snowflake feels responsible in an avalanche
  • Don't let statistics do a number on you
  • A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject
  • You will live long enough to open many fortune cookies
  • Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment
  • If you look back, you'll soon be going that way
  • A cynic is only a frustrated optimist
  • You can’t have everything‚Ķ where would you put it all?
  • You love Chinese food
  • Don't forget you are always on our minds
  • It's about time I got out of that cookie
  • Avoid taking unnecessary gambles
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet
  • Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you
  • Change is inevitable, except for vending machines
  • Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom
  • This cookie contains 117 calories
  • May you someday be carbon neutral
  • You will die alone and poorly dressed
  • You think it's a secret, but they know
  • You can always find happiness at work on Friday
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now