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  • Why do Denver Nuggets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What do the Denver Nuggets and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • Why do ducks fly over Pepsi Center upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • What does a Denver Nuggets fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • What do the Nuggets and a nail have in common? They are both good till they hit the wood.
  • What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Denver Nuggets.
  • What's the difference between an Denver Nuggets fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • How do the Nuggets spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • What should you do if you find three Denver Nuggets basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • Why did the Denver Nuggets lose their point guard? Because he couldn't follow the Law-son.
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Denver Nuggets fan? The bucket.
  • What does an Denver Nuggets fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • How many Denver Nuggets fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • Why doesn't Boulder have a professional basketball team? Because then Denver would want one.
  • Did you hear that Denver's basketball team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • What do you call an Denver Nuggets player with a championship ring? A thief.
  • What's the difference between the Denver Nuggets and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • Why are Denver Nuggets jokes getting dumber and dumber? Because Nuggets fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • What is a Denver Nuggets fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Los Angeles."
  • How many Denver Nuggets players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • How do you keep an Denver Nuggets player out of your yard? Put up a basketball net.
  • What is the difference between a Nuggets fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • How did the Denver Nuggets fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • How do you stop an Denver Nuggets fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!
  • If you have a car containing a Nuggets power forward, a Nuggets point guard, and a Nuggets center, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • How do you casterate an Denver Nuggets fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • What do you call a Denver Nugget in the NBA Finals? A referee.
  • How do you keep a Nuggets fan from masterbating? You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for years!