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  • What is the difference between a Mavericks fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • How many Dallas Mavericks players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Dallas Mavericks fan? The bucket.
  • What's the difference between an Dallas Mavericks fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • If you have a car containing a Mavericks power forward, a Mavericks point guard, and a Mavericks center, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • What should you do if you find three Dallas Mavericks basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • How many Dallas Mavericks fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • What's the difference between the Dallas Mavericks and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • How do you casterate an Dallas Mavericks fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • What does a Dallas Mavericks fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • What do the Dallas Mavericks and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus and the Dallas Mavericks? Twerk Nowitzki
  • What do the Mavericks and a nail have in common? They are both good till they hit the wood.
  • Where can you find the Dallas Mavericks playbook? Harrison Barnes & Noble.
  • How do you stop an Dallas Mavericks fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!
  • What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Dallas Mavericks.
  • What's the difference between Monta Ellis and time? Time passes.
  • How did the Dallas Mavericks fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What does an Dallas Mavericks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • What is a Dallas Mavericks fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Los Angeles."
  • How do you keep an Dallas Mavericks player out of your yard? Put up a basketball net.
  • Why do Dallas Mavericks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • How do the Mavericks spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • What do you call an Dallas Mavericks player with a championship ring? A thief.