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Christmas Riddles

Everyone loves a good old Christmas riddle. Riddle for our Christmas Riddle.


See some Christmas riddles that you want to check out around this time of the year:

  • Who is never hungry on Christmas Day? The turkey, because he's always stuffed.
  • What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter 'D'.
  • What do you get if you cross a duck with some mistletoe? A Christmas quacker.
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
  • What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it.
  • Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus enjoy going for a swim? In the North Pool
  • What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down? Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
  • When you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get? Frostbite
  • Who is the most impolite and disrespectful of all the reindeer? Rude-dolf
  • If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called? Jungle Bells
  • Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? Santa Paws.
  • How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? Because he felt his presents.
  • What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y.
  • I get chopped, decorated and on one end you’ll see wings on top. What am I? Christmas tree
  • What do you get when you cross a bird with a turtle? A turtle dove
  • What do you look forward to that’s filled with stuff and that looks like a giant persons sock? Christmas stockings
  • What did the doctor tell the Christmas bell when he walked into the hospital? If you don’t get better with this medicine give me a ring
  • What kind of egg can you drink? Eggnog
  • What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas stocking? Aren’t you sick and tired of just hanging around?
  • When Santa Claus sets off from the North Pole on Christmas Eve, in which direction does he travel? South. Everywhere is south from the North Pole.
  • Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas? Because it was already stuffed
  • Why did the little drummer boy allow the chicken to join him in his band? Because the chicken had drum sticks
  • The snowman went to see the dermatologist because his head was itchy and dry. What does the snowman get when he itches his dandruff? Snowflakes
  • Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk? A candy cane
  • If otters keep their money in riverbanks, where does the Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
  • What did Santa say when his toys were naughty? Toys will be toys.
  • What kind of laundry detergent does Santa use? Yule tide
  • What's so special about the Christmas alphabet? There's Noel.
  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pine-apple.
  • Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions? He nose a lot.
  • What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinselitis.
  • What would an apple and a Christmas tree get if they had a baby? A pineapple
  • What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards.
  • When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.
  • I come with many colors, so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? - Christmas lights
  • I am a catchy carol and a tune which likes to rhyme, I contain 12 grand gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I? The 12 days of Christmas song
  • If the end of the year is on December 31st, then what is the end of Christmas? The letter ‘S’
  • What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again? Santa Claus in a laundry dryer
  • Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day? Cupid
  • How do the water globe and the snow globe feel during the Christmas season? They both feel a little shaken
  • How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh? Orna-mints.
  • What does the snowman eat for a snack? A snowcone