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  • Why do Chicago Bulls fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What's the difference between the Chicago Bulls and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • Q. How did the Chicago Bulls fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What do the Bulls and a nail have in common? They are both good till they hit the wood.
  • How do you stop an Chicago Bulls fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Boston Green and White!
  • How many Chicago Bulls fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • What do the Chicago Bulls and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • How many Chicago Bulls players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • How do you keep a Bulls fan from masterbating? You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for years!
  • What is a Chicago Bulls fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Boston."
  • What's the difference between the Chicago Bulls and a pinball machine? You can score more points against the Bulls.
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Chicago Bulls fan? The bucket.
  • The other 9 percent are Chicago Bulls fans.
  • My wife was about to put my son in a Chicago Bulls jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
  • Q. Why do ducks fly over United Center upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Chicago Bulls.
  • What do you call a Chicago Bull in the NBA Finals? A referee.
  • According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
  • Did you hear that Chicago's basketball team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • What should you do if you find three Chicago Bulls basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • Have you seen the documentary about Michael Jordan? It's called "Lord of the Rings".
  • What's the difference between an Chicago Bulls fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • What does a Chicago Bulls fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • How do you keep an Chicago Bulls player out of your yard? Put up a basketball net.
  • What do you call an Chicago Bulls player with a championship ring? A thief.
  • Why are Chicago Bulls jokes getting dumber and dumber? Because Bulls fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • If you have a car containing a Bulls power forward, a Bulls point guard, and a Bulls center, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • What is the difference between a Bulls fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • How do you casterate an Chicago Bulls fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • What does an Chicago Bulls fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • Can a Chicago Bulls player drive a stick? Only if they remove the clutch.
  • Why doesn't Springfield have a professional basketball team? Because then Chicago would want one.
  • How do you know your better than Derrick Rose? When you have more cartilage in your ears than Derrick Rose has in his knees.
  • How do the Bulls spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights