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  • For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
  • What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
  • Beer… now there’s a temporary solution!
  • I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
  • Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
  • There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
  • Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. It will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
  • Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A f*cking drunk!
  • Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
  • He was a wise man who invented beer.
  • You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.
  • An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
  • People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
  • Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink. - Homer Simpson
  • I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")
  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
  • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
  • That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowskoi
  • I work until beer o'clock. Stephen King
  • And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?
  • Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! - Homer Simpson
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
  • Beer is made by men, wine by God.
  • Homer no function beer well without. - Homer Simpsons
  • Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
  • There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
  • Beer. The best damn drink in the world!
  • A man who lies about beer makes enemies
  • I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. - Greek proverb quotes
  • Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
  • All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson
  • Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous
  • I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
  • So, if people didn’t settle down to take up farming, why then did they embark on this entirely new way of living? We have no idea – or actually, we have lots of ideas, but we don’t know if any of them are right. According to Felipe Fernández-Armesto, at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place.
  • I am not addicted to beer… It’s addicted to me. Cyanide & Happiness
  • I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson
  • Good people drink good beer. Hunter S Thompson
  • I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
  • Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
  • Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella
  • That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
  • Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
  • Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
  • Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
  • Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm
  • A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
  • Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
  • Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
  • If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
  • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • I've been to Australia.
  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
  • An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. - Unknown
  • his time freed the slaves, even he has a few enemies in posterity, whereas the literary patron has none. We thank Gaius Maecenas for the nobility of soul we attribute to Virgil; but he isn’t blamed for the selfishness and egocentricity that the poet possessed. The patron creates 'literature through altruism,' something not even the greatest genius can do with a pen.
  • Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk! Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
  • Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  • I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.
  • Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Anon
  • Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.
  • He is a wise man who invented beer. Plato
  • A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. - Czech Proverb quotes
  • I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.
  • What care I how time advances, I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe
  • Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. WC Fields
  • I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. - Homer Simpson
  • I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that's been in a brawl.
  • Of all public figures and benefactors of mankind, no one is loved by history more than the literary patron. Napoleon was just a general of forgotten battles compared with the queen who paid for Shakespeare's meals and beer in the tavern. The statesman who in
  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
  • Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.
  • I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't. All I see are indifferent summer clouds drifting over the Pacific. And they have nothing to say to me. Clouds are always taciturn. I probably shouldn't be looking up at them. What I should be looking at is inside of me. Like staring down into a deep well. Can I see kindness there? No, all I see is my own nature. My own individual, stubborn, uncooperative often self-centered nature that still doubts itself--that, when troubles occur, tries to find something funny, or something nearly funny, about the situation. I've carried this character around like an old suitcase, down a long, dusty path. I'm not carrying it because I like it. The contents are too heavy, and it looks crummy, fraying in spots. I've carried it with me because there was nothing else I was supposed to carry. Still, I guess I have grown attached to it. As you might expect.
  • But that’s only really one in dog beers. Anon
  • If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
  • Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. - Homer Simpson
  • Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
  • Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. - Ambrose Bierce
  • Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.
  • Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
  • You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
  • You can’t be a real country without a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.