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Astronomy Puns

Everyone loves a good old astronomy pun. puns for our Astronomy Puns


See some astronomy puns:

  • Black holes are most commonly found in black socks.
  • What happened to the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!
  • These puns are out of this world
  • Why is a hamburger better in outer space? Because it's meteor!
  • A neutrino walks into a bar… and keeps right on going …
  • How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!
  • How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He Apollo-gises.
  • Where does an astronaut dock his spacecraft? At a parking meteor.
  • If athletes get “Athlete’s Foot” What do astronauts get? Missile toe.
  • Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius
  • I would like to leave a comet but I only have a nebulous idea of what I'd like to say.
  • What do you do if you see an an aggressive alien? Give it some space!
  • NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
  • Where do all the aliens go to party? Las Vega!
  • How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they leave them burnt out!
  • What kind of stars wear sunglasses? Movie stars
  • How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
  • NASA should apollogize to the man in the moon.
  • Oh shoot, I just got hubblegum in my hair!
  • Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star!
  • What kind of songs do the planets like to sing? Nep-tunes
  • What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until it’s ripe!
  • When do astronauts have lunch? At launch time