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Animal Riddles

Everyone loves a good old animal riddle. Riddle for our Animal Riddles.


See some Animal riddles that you want to check out around this time of the year:

  • How do bees get to school? The school buzz
  • What animal is the best at baseball? A bat
  • Why be careful when it is raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle
  • I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I? A kite
  • How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich? When you can’t pick it up
  • What animal is out of bounds? A tired kangaroo
  • Why do cats make good soldiers? Because they have 9 lives
  • How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
  • What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing stock
  • How did the toad die? It croaked
  • Why do you need a license for a dog and not a cat? Cats can’t drive
  • What bird can lift the most weight? A crane
  • What cats are good at bowling? Alley cats
  • What is a T. Rex’s favorite number? Eight
  • Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he was not a chicken
  • Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have? Fleece
  • What key will not open any door? A Moneky
  • What part of a fish weigh the most The scales
  • Why are frogs always happy? The eat what bugs them
  • How does a dog stop a video? By pressing the paws button
  • Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam
  • What color socks do bears wear? They don’t wear socks they have bear feet
  • What animal grows down while it grows up? A goose
  • What does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs
  • The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A? Zebra
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he went on a business trip? Bison
  • How do snails fight? They slug it out
  • What do you call a frog with no legs? Unhoppy
  • Two silk worms were in a race, who won? It was a tie
  • What do you call a grumpy cow? Moody
  • Why did the pig want to become an actor? Because he was a real ham
  • What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff
  • Where do Eskimos train their dogs? In the mush room
  • Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving? Because they’re stuffed
  • What is more impressive than a talking dog? A spelling bee
  • What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup
  • Buddy the dog was wearing a 2 foot leash. He sees a squirrel and wants nothing more than to chase after it. Lucky for him Buddy was finally able to catch the squirrel. How did he accomplish this? Because the leash is not tied on to anything else
  • What animal is bad to play cards with? A Cheetah
  • What do you call a bird in winter? Brrrrrd
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
  • What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh
  • How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? None, sheep can’t knit
  • What kind of music do rabbits like? Hip Hop
  • What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain
  • What do you call a dear with no legs? No idea
  • What animal is best a keeping time? A watch dog
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
  • What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel