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Easter Statuses

Everyone loves good Easter Statuses


See some super Easter statuses:

  • Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
  • Happy Easter, share this time to reflect on life, love, family and all of your blessings.
  • They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!
  • Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
  • I hope that this Easter brings your new aspiration and new hope. Have a blessed and meaningful Easter
  • I wish the realization of our happy thoughts multiplied like rabbits.
  • There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.
  • I love Easter. Any holiday which starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be bad at all.
  • If you care about your weight and health during the Easter you should only eat the white part of the Cadbury creme eggs.
  • Silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
  • Here’s to the Communion wafer for being the only thing I’ll eat on Easter that’s not covered in chocolate.
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  • Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!
  • The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.
  • Happy easter! Hope you have a all blessing of this good day.
  • Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
  • Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
  • Easter is a Holy day, not just a Holiday. Have a wonderful Easter!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
  • Anyone else eggcited for Easter?
  • I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.
  • Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
  • May Easter gives you more happiness and more success in your life. Happy Easter!
  • Have a eggcellent Easter weekend everyone.
  • I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
  • Those who shimmy onto the LIKE button will get more chocolate from the Easter bunny this year, just saying…
  • Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
  • Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
  • Believing in the easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. And, this is what we try to convince our kids to believe in
  • Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy Easter.
  • I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today!
  • Pro tip: The kids run around a little longer if you forget to hide the eggs
  • Always kind to everyone, God may always help us.
  • Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
  • We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.
  • And then Jesus said, “when I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do – hide’em, paint’em, just get rid of them.”
  • I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get candy.
  • Dear Easter Bunny, no easter eggs for me this year please, can i please have a decent honest guy instead?? oh never mind, just give me the chocolate!!
  • Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  • Missing you a lot on this Easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me . Happy Easter
  • I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  • Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbor was at the door with some whiny story about his kid’s missing pet.
  • has been kidnapped by the Easter Bunny and is being forced to decorate eggs .. Ransom .. Send all your chocolate !!
  • Who’s the easter bunny’s favorite actor?
  • May your life be blessed with His love on Easter and Always. Happy Easter!
  • For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
  • Easter holiday hasn’t even ended yet and I’m already looking forward to summer.
  • My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
  • Will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  • How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl? Bite it’s head…if it’s hollow, it’s a boy
  • I hope that this Easter bring your new aspirations and new hope.
  • Easter says you can put truth in a grave,but it won’t stay there.
  • On this Easter say sorry for all the thing you did wrong. Happy Easter!