Funny Cat Names
I also have a black cat names page and a funny inspirational quotes page
Tuna Catserole
Meowrio Manningham
A-fleas Anzari
Zack Roaris
William Catner
Cheetah Rivera
Robert Cattison
Tina Spay
Terry Bradspaw
Will Arpet
Mufassa
Paw Newman
Brad Kitt
Jack McFlea (you know, from Dogson’s Creek)
Marshmallow
Bill Lumbfurg
Rowena Ravenpaw (dog companions: Godric Gryffindog, Helga Hufflepup & Salazar Snifferin)
Brenda Flea (always Scratchin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
Dennis the Menace
Baz Purrman
Tom Catterford (the cool cat on Barks and Recreation)
Puma Thurman
Jerry Flea Lewis
James Meowdison
Hairy Underwood (you get the idea)
Mr. Kitty
Lou Claws
Jennipurr Aniston
Kelly Tay-Roar
Kitty Ya-meow-guchi
Chewbacca
Henry Hissinger
Simba
Ron Fleasly
Mary Purrphy
Chris Yarnell
Roger Purrling
Mew Reed
Ms Demeanor
Mandy Catinkin
Santa Claws
Frank Catra
Meowrice Sendak
Janu-hairy Jones
Prowler
Scratch Adams
Catsy Cline
Ham
Goony
Fleyonce Knowles
Tabby Wambach
Pawkeye
Sinead O’Collar
Duster
Flea Michele
Cat Winslet
Mustache
Lily Tomcatlin
Fleador Seuss Geisel
Christina Aguill-hair-a
Johnny Cats-le (nobody puts Baby in a corner)
Meowrio Lopez
Doctor Mew
Mr Meowgi
Bobby Meow
Catmando
Bob Scratchit
Lando Abyssinian (as seen in Star Wags: A New Rope Toy)
Cat Middleton
Neil Catrick Harris
Catrick Stewart
Jude Paw
Razzmatazz
PetMe White (not the best Betty White pun ever, obviously)
Pouncer
Roarin’ Beatty
LeVar Purrton
Kelly Ka-meowski
Tabigail Adams (my inspiration)
Purrsnickitty
Tomcat Colicchio
Catti LaBelle
Taylor Pawtner
Rachel Scratch
Jean Renroar
Hunter S. Thomcat
Bing Clawsby
Catalie Coughlin
Snow Bite
Cat Damon
Colin Furth
Paw Revere
Bruce Stringsteen
George Tailey (it’s a meowonderful life)
Wil Fleaton
Drew Hairymore
Dash
Terrance Meoward
Zipper
Mary Todd Lynxin
Mariah Hairy
Furry Cruise
Oscar Meowdison (dog companion: Felix Ungrrr)
M. Night Shyamalion
Meoward Stern
Margaret Scratcher
Catnippa Middleton
Ron Furgandy
Pacey Litter (also from Dogson’s Creek)
Sofeline Petrillo
Shed Beatty
George Bernard Paw
Chairman Meow
David Meowie
The Sorting Cat
Banshee
Effie Trincat (may the treats be ever in your flavor)
Pawdrey Hepburn
Meowy Long
Cactus
Pablo Picatso
Fleas Witherspoon
Juliet Catulet (dog companion: Romeo Montawoof or Rovermeo)
Sheddie Vedder
Mr. Paws
Abraham Lynxin
Fuzz Aldrin
Colonel Meow
Nacho Libre
Cindy Clawford
Madelion Albright
Gerard Leopardu
Blanche Deverpaw (she can hang out with the Golden Retriever Girls)
Mrs. Fleasley (get it?)
Hairy Potter
Mr. Meow
F. Scott Fitz-feral
Collin Furrel
Purrmione Granger
Ebefleazer Scrooge
Tobey Catguire
Tabby Douglas
Kit Romney
Catalie Portman
George Cloonflea
Ricky Purrvais
Mew Costello (dog companion: Mutt Abbott)
Lionel Itchy (Hello? Is it a kitty you’re looking for?)
Debbie Hairy
Don Drapurr (you just know he wrote the Meow Mix jingle)
Hairy Mulligan
Olivia Mewton-John
Leopard Nimoy
Furman Bates
Big
Meowly Cyrus
Nittin Kittin
Frank Lloyd Bite (the first cat to attend barkitechture school)
Ryan Fleacrest
Catty Griffin
J.R.R. Tollkitten
Abe Lincoln
Felix
Catnip Everdeen (from District 12, of course)
Gale Pawthorne
Mr Meowgi is a prestigious name given to cats to honor karate master Pat Morita
Shady Lady
Jaguar-ren Beatty
Nick Purry
Teri Scratcher
Daniel Day-Mewis
McKayla Meowroni
Prancer
The Dowager Cattress
Mew McClanahan
Sonic
Napawsha Beddingfield
Cat Benetar
Diane Kitten
John Catterly
Leopardo DiCatrio
Winston Furchill
TayRoar Swift
Butt Nugget
Feral Ladd
Ferris Mewler