C.O.L.T.S. stands for 'Count On Losing The SuperBowl'

How do you beat Payton Manning and the Colts?
Face them in the playoffs.

Hey Payton, they are not saying movers. They are booing you.

Q: How do you keep The Colts out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do you call a Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What’s the difference between the Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts

What do the Colts have in common with Marijuna?

They both get smoked in a Bowl.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan," she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you? "I'm a Chicago Bears fan!" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "A Colts fan."