1) Smug look on Endmonds face
2) How Larussa is smarter than Cubs coaches
3) How all the fans wear red
4) They have dominated the Cubs for like 10 years
) My favorite Cub of all time, Shawon Dunston played for them
6) All the Cardinals fans that come to games at Wrigley
7) How they can get players like Pujols, McGuire, Rolen, and all the great pitchers
8) Have been to the World Series 8 times since the Cubs have last been there
9) How nice their fans are, it is hard to hate them
10) They are owned by my favorite beer