The common reaction that I get when I post stuff like this is, "you have too much time on your hands." Maybe I do - so find me a job. This is real weird but I am weird so I thought I would match up Cubs with what clothing brands I think they should be the spokesman for. Enjoy.

Cliff Bartosh - Polo Ralph Lauren
Ryan Dempster - Levis
LaTroy Hawkins - Tommy Hilfiger
Greg Maddux - L.L. Bean
Roberto Novoa - Umbro
Will Ohman - Brooks Brothers
Mark Prior - Banana Republic
Mike Remlinger - Kenneth Cole
Glendon Rusch - Wilsons Leather
Todd Wellemeyer - Hanes
Michael Wuertz - Haggar
Carlos Zambrano - Casual Male Big & Tall
Michael Barrett - Gap
Henry Blanco - Wrangler
Ronny Cedeno - Abercrombie & Fitch
Derrek Lee - Calvin Klein
Jose Macias Lee
Neifi Perez - Guess?
Aramis Ramirez - Pepe
Jeromy Burnitz - Old Navy
Jason Dubois - Dockers
Ben Grieve - J. Crew
Jerry Hairston - Diesel
Todd Hollandsworth - No Fear
Corey Patterson - Izod