i wanna write a number one song
for all of you to sing along
you'll tune into it on the radio
you'll see me on your favorite tv show
(different riff) ya ever think a punk song would top the charts?
a song about ugly girls and jokes about farts.
(chorus?) even your grandma will know my name
your little cousin will think we're lame
from midnite to noon you'll hear this tune
don't worry the world tour will be in your town soon
they'll name a street after us one day
they'll take a moment and pray
they'll give us a hallmark holiday
who is they anyway?
we just wanna rock
we're just in it for the money
we're writing this song for you
oh, and the free beer and a room filled with honeys
there will be a funslice behind the music
there will be a hidden track at the end of our cd
and a parental advisory sticker on the cover
my shitty apartment will be on cribs on mtv
play the halftime show at the super bowl with brittany
money coming out of our ears, gimee gimee
plastic surgery for me and my family
a nice place to live unhappily
unhappily ever after and after forever
even after this song i will feel comfortable in my skin
and find pride in being an american
at least i have this song
what have you given to society?
blink 182 party jacket harmony at end)