and i ... (kick in) fucking hate getting my hair cut

cause the lady talks about the weather

i wish she just kept her mouth shut

but i don't know what i'd do without her

they place me in this chair

suit me up like an alien - please stop

how do you want it cut she asks?

3 on the sides and a little off the top

why is the shoe shine guy always checking out my shoes?
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why is the fuck is this asking me if i am finding everything OK

no! where is your little girls thongs? yes i am gay.
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