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  • Chris Christie #MakingBeachedWhalesGreatAgain
  • Dumb and Dumbledore
  • We Will, We Will, Trump You *Boom, Boom, Clap*
  • Cho Chang is a Bitch
  • For Fawkes Sake
  • Make Voldemort Pay For the Wall
  • Your girlfriend's name is Dumbledore because she's the real Headmaster
  • We May Be Second, But We're Still Last
  • We're Just A Trivia Team, Standing In Front of A Quizmaster...
  • Harry Potter and the Half Drunk Bitches
  • The juice is loose
  • Cosby School of Bartending
  • I'm Drunk
  • Gary Busey's Teeth
  • Castration takes a lot of balls
  • Shots on the bar!
  • I would watch the shit out of olympic croquet
  • Gryffindorks
  • Good names: Idaho? No, U Da Ho!
  • The Juice is on the Loose!
  • What has 4 legs and sucked in the 80s? Def Leopard's guitarist and your mom
  • My Nevilles Longbottom make your Myrtle Moan
  • Penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough
  • You say kiwi, I say cantaloupe, let's call the whole thing off
  • Jasona-aaaaa he's cheating on you
  • Doc Johnson's Johnson Doc
  • Fat kids win at seesaw
  • Colonel Mustard with the Lead Pipe in Miss Peacock's Back Door
  • Your gun is digging into my hip
  • The Actual Germans
  • We wish you a merry prime day and some happy new gear
  • Michael J Fox, Shaken not Stirred
  • Captain Morgan:the second best thing since sliced bread-36
  • Not a great time for a house elf to be in my bedroom
  • New Berlin Fail House
  • Winnie the Poop
  • The Juice is Loose
  • A team has no name
  • Quiz in my pants
  • R Kelly's Piss
  • The Star Spangled Boners
  • We Cooked Dinner But We Still Ate Out
  • We promise we aren't stalking you!
  • I Listened to Aaron Carter Backwards and Got a DUI
  • Winter is coming... and John snow doesn't pull out
  • E=MC Hammered
  • Look At My Boom Booms
  • I Swear Belle Told Me She Was 18 #oops
  • Moaning Myrtle's Toilet Fetish
  • Camp Counselors
  • I Quizzed in My Pants
  • Professor Plum in the bedroom with the rusty dildo
  • And That's How I Beat My Meat
  • Stephen Hawkins school of dance
  • Slytherin into your DMs
  • Buttermilk slug dicks
  • Do you want to Slytherin my Gryffindor
  • Snapes on a Plane
  • I have to Schlitz
  • David Bowie's Unit of Measure
  • Paul Walker's Driving School
  • White Russian collusion
  • Ten Pints to Gryffindor
  • Armageddon is the best documentary second only to Top Gun.
  • Trivia: Just a big fact hunt
  • Headless Buckbeaks
  • Brain-al leakage
  • ...You Have Your Mother's Thighs
  • What's the Female Version of a Man Cave? The Kitchen
  • Limited Edition Folger's Coffee: Steve Brewscemi
  • I Would've Won this Trivia if it Weren't For Those Meddling Kids
  • Quizzed" in my pants
  • Alex Trebek is a smug twat
  • We've got the runs, and so do the Brewers!
  • Nerds Gone Wild
  • If You're As Late as The GOP Health Care Bill, You're Pregnant
  • Quizlamic Jihad
  • J.K. Rowling and the Homies
  • Soooo, My Bumble Date Sux at Trivia.
  • Coca Cola Was Better When It Was Made With Cocaine
  • Neville Gonna Give You Up, Neville Gonna Let You Down
  • I-da-ho: All the States Touch Me
  • I couldn't think of one
  • Golden Snitches Get Stitches
  • Whipping your Koch out
  • Churchill did not say "we'll fight them with our cocks out"
  • Genital Hogwarts
  • Bone Thugs and Hermoine
  • I'm The Reason Myrtle Moans
  • The See You Next Thursdays
  • Capt morgan ain't got nothing on sailor jerry
  • The titanic still has less leaks than the Trump administration
  • Nagina in a Bottle
  • She's always right
  • Kurt Contains biggest hit was himself
  • We Always Come In Last, So What's the Point?
  • Paul's Mom has 28 Gold Medals...In The Bedroom
  • Hermione could have taken care of this shit in 3 books
  • I'd Rather down 72 Hot Dogs than take this quiz again
  • The Ass Landers
  • I'm a member of R Kelly's sex cultguess my specialty
  • Wingardium Triviosa!
  • Number Juan
  • I Would Leia 'Round But I Jabba Thing
  • Chris Christie's Beach Partayyy!
  • Matthew Lewis gets an A+ transfiguration
  • Chicken and Quaffles
  • Gryffinwhores and Hufflesluts
  • Gryffindor in the streets, Slytherin in the Sheets
  • Dumber than Donald Trump's Twitter
  • There is nothing noble about our gas
  • Peter Dinklage gives me a Throner
  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
  • “Belle said she was 18” the Beast
  • Ron's last corned beef sandwich
  • Tonight my Basalisk is going to Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets and Make you Moan like Myrtle
  • George Clooney's Bat-nipples are Hoobastanky
  • My mom lied every time she told me I was smart...