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  • ALF - Always Listen First. Obviously great for training sessions generally, also counseling, customer service, selling, etc, and relationships overall.
  • Resolve - Resolve the problem to the customer's satisfaction as quickly as possible. Consider the value of the customer and not the cost of resolving this particular issue.
  • PEST - Political, Economic, Social, Technological.
  • TEAM - Technologies Enabling Agile Manufacturing
  • SWAG - Sold Without A Guarantee
  • DIET - Do I Eat Today?
  • BITCH - Boys, I'm Taking Charge Here!
  • SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
  • MANAGER - Meaningless A**hole Needlessly Activating General Employee Resentment
  • DENIAL - Don't Even Know I Am Lying
  • LEDO - Listen, Empathies, De-personalize, Offer. Mainly for customer service, and also good for any conciliation or conflict resolution: listen to the complaint, empathize with the customer, de-personalize the situation (both of you stand back and look at it objectively), and then offer a solution. Brilliant and simple.
  • PMS - Purchase More Shoes
  • TEAM - Together Everyone Achives More
  • Empathies - Put yourself in the customer's shoes and see the situation from their perspective. Showing genuine concern and understanding is vital for empathy. Understanding is not necessarily the same as agreeing, which can be important where the issue needs investigating before finally resolving.
  • SINGLE - Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday
  • CSI - Cannot Stop Investigating!
  • LIFE - Learning Is Fun & Exciting
  • PRIC - Problem, Rectification, Investigation, Correction. Known as the corrective action loop. The essential four stages for good quality management practice, customer service development, quality of service, and general personal development. The main point is that rectifying the problem is only half the story; you need to ensure there is no recurrence.
  • KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid.
  • TEAM - Top European Advertising Media
  • RTQ2 - Read The Question Twice. A very useful reminder for text-based exams of all sorts, notably multiple choice tests, to help avoid making silly mistakes when the answer is known but given incorrectly due to rushing and misreading the question. (Thanks D Ward)
  • TEAM - Technically Evaluated Advisory Materials
  • BOSS - Built On Self Success
  • PRIDE - Personal Responsibility In Delivering Excellence.
  • TEAM - The Exceptional Athlete Matters
  • TED - Tell me, Explain to me, Describe to me..
  • SWAG - Secretly Weird And Gay
  • AIDA - Attention, Interest, Desire, Action.
  • SWOT - Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats.
  • MBWAL - Management By Wandering Around and Listening. Extension of the MBWA management technique.
  • Perception - widen the perception and choice in the mind of the coachee.
  • SINGLE - Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
  • ORGASM - One Really Great Arousing Sexual Moments
  • PROMISES - People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
  • BLOKE - Basically Lazy Obnoxious Knobs Everything
  • BEER - Behavior, Effect, Expectation, Results. The headings by which to assess performance of anything, particularly a new initiative. A great discipline when working with a team or delegating another to conduct a review, when it's important to keep the review focused.
  • Plan - help the coachee establish a clear plan (process with steps, not choices).
  • TEAM - Training to Enhance Aircraft Maintenance
  • SUCK - Seemingly Uncool Crappy Kid
  • TEAM - Task Execution Acknowledgement Message
  • PEP - Paternalistic, Economic, Participative. The three main motivational styles found in organizations and management.
  • BITCH - Boastful Individual That Creates Haters
  • LIFE - Living It Fully Everyday!
  • Subject - validate the subject (the issue or matter) for the person being coached.
  • SUMO - Shut Up Move On.
  • WEIRD - Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different
  • LIVE - Learning Important Values Everyday
  • MBA - Master of Business Administration. Not everyone knows what this actually stands for, and when you think about it, 'Master of Business Administration' arguably gives a somewhat lop-sided impression of what modern business management is all about. Too late to change it now though..
  • TEAM - Training, Education, Assessment, and Management
  • THOR - The Hammer's Over Rated
  • PMS - Potential Murder Suspect
  • TWITTER - Things Which I Type That Everyone Reads
  • ABC - Always Be Closing. Traditional selling process acronym which emphasizes the need to be continually moving the customer towards action and agreement within sales discussions
  • TEAM - Toll Ein Anderer Macht's
  • TEAM - Tesi Environmental Awareness Movement
  • MBWA - Management By Walking About
  • CLAMPS - Challenge, Location, Advancement, Money, Pride (or Prestige), Security. Employment and recruitment industry acronym: the six acceptable reasons for leaving your job if asked why in a job interview.
  • USB - Ultral Small Balls/Boobs
  • LIFE - Living Isn't Freaking Easy
  • TEAM - Together Everyone Accomplishes More
  • WIFE - Worries Invited Forever & Ever
  • MEGO - My Eyes Glazed Over. Watch for this sign from your audience at your next presentation. If spotted you could need more acronyms.... See PEARL and LANO also.
  • TEAM - Technology Early Action Measures (Canada)
  • FEAR - Fuck Everything And Run
  • Target - validate or help to establish the specific target (or goal) of the coachee - called target identification.
  • KIA - Korean Imported Abortion
  • STEPPPA - Subject, Target, Emotion, Perception, Plan, Pace, Adapt/Act. The STEPPPA acronym represents a coaching (notably life-coaching in a business context) model devised and advocated by expert coach Angus McLeod. T he STEPPPA process entails:
  • SUCCESS - Sense of direction, Understanding, Courage, Charity, Esteem, Self-confidence, Self-acceptance. Qualities featured in the attitudes and thinking of successful personalities.
  • LEAR - Listen, Empathies, Ask, Resolve. A fine mnemonic for customer service and other problem-solving communications. Here is more detail of the model represented by the LEAR acronym:
  • POOR - Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
  • SWAG - Stupid Wild-Ass Guess
  • SPAM - Seriously, Poor Advertising Method!
  • SCHOOL - Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
  • TEAM - Test, Evaluation, Analysis & Modeling
  • LIFE - Love Is For Everyone
  • TEAM - The Environmental Assessment and Management (Guide)
  • SINGLE - Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened
  • IMCIS - Identify, Manage, Change, Improve, Show. The basis of the Japanese approach to TQM, as in: Identify customer-supplier relationships, Manage processes, Change culture, Improve communications, Show commitment.
  • FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
  • TEAM - Threat Engagement Analysis Model
  • PMS - Psychotic Mood Shift
  • TEAM - Technology-based Enhanced Autonomous Machines
  • TEAM - Theoretical & Applied Mechanics
  • HATERS - Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
  • 7S - Skills, Strategy, Structure, Style, Systems, Staff, Shared values. The McKinsey organization’s famous 7S model for organizational culture, analysis and development. The idea is that the first six S's combine to form the seventh: 'shared values'
  • SHIT - Smashed House In Tornado
  • MAID - Mother Actually In Disguise
  • WIIFM - What's In It For Me? The essential element of all successful communications and organizational initiatives, and the principle of persuasion and influence. If there's nothing in it for the other person, they may hear but they won't really listen, and without the WIIFM factor they'll never commit to action.
  • TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves More
  • TSA - Touching Sensitive Areas
  • SCHOOL - Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
  • BENDWIMP - Beliefs, Evidence, Needs, Desires, Wounds, Interests, Mentors, Proud of. A model, typically used as a table or template or matrix for identifying motivations and issues of stakeholders within a project plan.
  • TEAM - Train, Endure, Achieve, Matter
  • TEAM - Technology, Automation, & Management
  • SWAG - SHOWING the WORLD ALL your GREATNESS!
  • MATH - Mental Abuse to Humans
  • TEAM - Tools for Electronic Application Management
  • SPIT - Stupid People I Talk To
  • BOYS - Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls
  • TEAM - Total Exposure Assessment Model
  • IMHO - In My Humble Opinion. Often used in web-messaging, emails and texting.
  • FUCK - Fornicate Under Command of the King
  • IDGAF - I Don't Give Away Food
  • TEAM - The Evangelical Alliance Mission
  • TEAM - The Naval Aviation Systems Team
  • DIET - Don't Indulge Every Time
  • WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Etc
  • MOFMOF - Minimum Of Fuss, Maximum Of Flavour.
  • PIG - Pretty Insensitive Guy/Girl
  • POSTAD TV - Priorities, Outcomes, Sequence, Timings, Attendees, Date, Time, Venue. Nothing to do with Eastern Bloc broadcasting, these are the essentials for a good meeting, and what must appear on the agenda. ('Outcomes' meaning required outcomes, i.e. discussion, decision, etc.)
  • SQ3R - Survey, Question, Read, Recall, Review. Impossible to pronounce, but nevertheless a great discipline for the learning-through-reading process. It basically means quickly Survey the whole thing (ie look but not in detail), next note down your Question areas, then Read it in detail, Recall your questions and Review the material you've read.
  • 4P (also PPPP) - Piss-Poor Prior Planning. Military abbreviation
  • TEAM - The Electronic Auction Market
  • IDEAL - Identify, Define, Explore, Action, Lookback. Process for solving problems: Identify the problem, Define it, Explore possible solutions and effects, Action the chosen solution, and Look back at the SNAFU you've brought about (not really - Look back at a 100% successful outcome and a job well done).
  • FORD - For Only Retarded Drivers
  • MBO (or MBO's) - Management By Objectives. The classic management, delegation and development technique, but which people's activities and aims - and the coaching support given - can be geared to organizational targets and priorities.
  • TEAM - Technical Enhancement and Architectural Modernizaton (Sprint)
  • Pace - include pace (timescale and milestones) in the plan - (the two elements of plan and pace can be combined, and are sometimes expressed as P2).
  • FADWICF - Folk, are, dumb, where, I, come, from
  • CLASS - Come Late And Start Sleeping
  • NASCAR - Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
  • GOSPA - Goals, Objectives, Strategies, Plans, Activities. A simple blueprint and order of thinking for business planning of any sort, even for large complex challenges and entire businesses.
  • PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  • WTF - Worse Than Failure
  • SMARTER - Specific, Measurable, Agreed, Realistic, Time-bound, Ethical, Recorded.
  • TEAM - Together Each Achieves More
  • SONTTAP Say Only Nice Things To All People. - Devised originally for school-children, this acronym touches on a fundamental principle for peace of mind and a happy fulfilled life.
  • TEAM - Tele-Education And Medicine
  • VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  • Listen - You must show serious and honest concern for the customer seriously, which you will begin to do by listening. By listening actively you also take the first step towards diffusing customer upset or anger.
  • BID - Break It Down. When training anything to anybody never teach the whole thing all at once. Break the skill or process down to digestible parts. This will avoid destroying confidence, and enable gradual progress to the point that the whole thing can be practiced.
  • FLU - Fluids Leaking Unstoppably
  • EDIP - Explain, Demonstrate, Imitate, Practice. A simple teaching and learning model.
  • BMW - Big Money Waster
  • MILE - Maximum Impact, Little Effort. Acronym to express the principle of optimizing productivity, and the value of identifying 'high-yield' areas on which to apply 'high-yield' methods and techniques. Especially helpful in sales and marketing training. See also PAY and MOFMOF.
  • LAME - Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
  • SWAG - Something We Aint Got
  • BOSCARDET - Background, Objectives, Scope, Constraints, Assumptions, Reporting, Dependencies, Estimates, Timescales. Very useful acronym for inception of projects, committees, investigations (inquiries), studies, reports, etc, where purpose, parameters and ground-rules etc., have to be established.
  • ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Soccer
  • MELVIN - Mediocrity, Ego, Limits, Vanity, Incompetence, Name-calling.
  • HOPE - Hold On, Pain Ends
  • LADY GAGA - Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention
  • PRISION - People Residing In Slammer Over Nothing
  • FISH - Fuck It, Shit Happens
  • TEAM - T1-Carrier Error Accumulating Module
  • SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess
  • POLITICS - Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense
  • BHAG - Big Hairy-Assed Goal.
  • Emotion - ensure emotion is addressed and resolved relating to the coachee, the issue, and the target, which if appropriate should be re-evaluated.
  • TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves Miracles
  • SUGARY - Short Ugly Girls Are Really Yucky
  • SWAG - Something We Africans Got
  • SMILE - Showing Miracle In Little Effort
  • SWAG - Stolen Without A Gun
  • TEAM - Traffic Engineering Automation Manager
  • SWAG - Successful Woman Accepting Greatness
  • BOOSTER - Balanced, Observed, Objective, Specific, Timely, Enhancing, Relevant. Useful acronym for coaching and giving feedback to people. If anyone knows the origins please tell me.
  • DIKWIAD? - Do I Know What I Am Doing? Useful reminder to check readiness before starting anything which might cause problems if under-prepared.
  • SLEPT - Social, Legal, Economic, Political, Technological. 'SLEPT analysis' is a business review method similar to PEST or SWOT for assessing factors enabling or obstructing the business's performance, and typically its development potential.
  • LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy
  • SPIN - Situation, Problem, Implication, Need. One of the most enduring selling acronyms.
  • BITCH - Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
  • TEAM - Time, Energy, And Money
  • SWAG - Studies in Women and Gender
  • TEAM - Total Employee Assistance and Management, Inc.
  • SWAG - Someone Without A Genital
  • TEAM - Technology Exchange Assessment Methodology
  • WOMEN - Want One Man Every Night
  • TWITTER - Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading
  • TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves More
  • IDEA - Identify, Design, Execute, Augment. Process for changing anything. Identify the issues, priorities, constraints, resources; Design the plan; Execute the plan; Augment, refine, adjust and improve activities to consolidate change.
  • MMM or 3M - Measurable, Manageable, Motivational. A great tri-pod or three-legged stool analogy - the three essential struts for any contracted arrangement or understanding, or delegated task. Remove any of the three legs and the structure falls over. Alternatively: Mrs, Mother, Martyr, with an optional fourth M for Mistress if appropriate.
  • STRESS - Shit To Remember Every Single Second
  • FINALS - Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
  • VODKA - Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony
  • PMS - Punish Men Severly
  • DREAM - Dedication, Responsibility, Education, Attitude, Motivation. The DREAM acronym seems to feature particularly on rubber wrist bands,
  • DIET - Did I Eat That?
  • WATER - Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
  • LIFE - Living Is Freaking Entertaining!
  • MCDONALD - Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
  • Ask - Ask Questions: ask open questions (what, how, etc) to diagnose the situation or request, and never attempt to interrupt, or justify your point or argue. The customer is not interested in your point of view - the other person wants you to understand them, not present a defense or a counter-argument.
  • SMART - Specific, Measurable, Agreed, Realistic, Time-bound.
  • GROW - Goals, Reality, Options, Will. A maxim from the life-coaching industry, which makes a lot of sense, and is relevant to any situation that requires realistic objectives to be established, and then the planning and determination to achieve them.
  • TEAM - Timber Exporters' Association of Malaysia
  • DRAMA - Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
  • TOTB (thus TOTBoxer and TOTBoxing) - Think Outside The Box/Thinking Outside The Box. A TOTBoxer is a person who thinks outside the box - i.e., very creatively. TOTBoxing is thinking outside the box. Cleverer than a straightforward TOTB acronym, the expression elegantly describes a creative thinker, or the creative act.
  • FARTS - Forced air repelled through sphincter
  • TEAM - Total Exposure Assessment Methodology
  • TEAM - Total Estimation and Allocation Mechanism
  • FYI - Fuck You Idiot!
  • Adapt or Act - review plan, adapt if necessary, before committing to act on the plan (equating to action).
  • ADDIE - Analysis, Design, Development, Implementation, Evaluation. The process of innovation, any field at all.
  • SWAG - She Wants A Gentleman
  • KIA - Korean Industrial Accident
  • GREAT - Get Really Excited About Today
  • APE - Attentive, Peripheral, Empathic. The three main types of listening. Empathic listening is the skill of understanding meaning and motive in another's words, a considerably powerful ability.
  • TEAM - Transmission Electron Aberration-Corrected Microscope (Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, Berkeley,California)
  • SWAG - Success With A Goal
  • FUBAR - F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition
  • BITCH - Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes