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Hockey Puns 2022

 
  • Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
  • Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
  • It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours.
  • Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the one to Keon.
  • You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
  • The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
  • Hustle and heart set us apart
  • Born to play hockey
  • In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
  • Life is Hockey, Hockey is Life
  • My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
  • Never let good enough BE enough!
  • The coolest sport in the world
  • Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses
  • There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets the credit.
  • Gordie Howe hat trick: 1 goal, 1 assist & 1 fight
  • A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was Owen N'awlins.
  • Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
  • Hey baby, let me be Brett Hull’s Skate and get up all in yo Crease
  • Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
  • Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
  • The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
  • Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
  • Ok, now I'm Finnish. That was too good lol Good. Czech mate
  • My other stick curves to the right.
  • Some wish it would happen,
  • Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
  • Witness the Power
  • Defense wins
  • Select from these great hockey slogans for shirts, banners, posters, t-shirts, jerseys, signs, warm-ups, locker room and more. Rally your hockey team, inspire your fans and liven up the crowd! You’ll find funny hockey slogans and sayings for all usage occasions.
  • 7 days without hockey makes one weak
  • I will always place the Team first;
  • Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
  • I play daily, you play weakly
  • In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin’ Lady.
  • dedication + motivation = success
  • Play like a Champion Today
  • Unfinished Business
  • Damn you! Victory feels good. How swede it is
  • What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
  • To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped.
  • 4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey
  • Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
  • Deeds not words.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to play hockey but it helps
  • My kid cross checked your honor student
  • OUT HUSTLE, OUT WORK, OUT THINK, OUT PLAY, OUT LAST
  • Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?
  • Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
  • Hahaha There's a pretty good chance that he's skating. In the Czech with his Czech buddies
  • Demand respect or expect defeat
  • In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
  • What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully bulked up? Massive Propps.
  • Some want it to happen,
  • H: He's in the Czech Republic doing Czech republican things
  • I think I'm out of puns. It's Benn a good run
  • Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer.
  • No one is a failure until they stop trying.
  • A contract can make you rich.
  • I will never quit;
  • The fans can make you famous.
  • You miss 100% of the shots you never take
  • If its gotta be, it starts with me
  • Those who prefer not to watch Coaches' Corner could never be accused of Cherry-picking.
  • Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
  • All things are difficult before they are easy.
  • Lawl. With his Czech mix? Yup with his Czech mix. Are we Finnish with our puns?
  • Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two minutes 'fore boarding!"
  • What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
  • Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.
  • It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
  • Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
  • Can I slip one past your goalie?
  • Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.
  • Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door.
  • Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
  • If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
  • Hockey, the cool sport
  • Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body from dental records.
  • Actions speak louder than coaches
  • Take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor
  • I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
  • Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
  • Make good habits and they will make you.
  • The true champion believes in the impossible.
  • When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
  • I must be Clarkson because I’m falling for you.
  • Can’t check this
  • How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
  • I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.
  • My skateblade’s not the only thing made of steel.
  • Smell my bag!
  • Winners train, losers complain
  • Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.
  • What about marek?
  • Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
  • Hockey: Making dentists rich since 1875
  • A team above all. Above all a team.
  • The harder you work, the harder it is to lose.
  • Give blood, play hockey
  • Hockey: 1/2 the game is mental; the other half is dental
  • Every game counts
  • Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
  • Driver carries no cash – kids play hockey
  • I can’t do it never yet accomplished anything – I will try has performed miracles.
  • Fire in my heart and ice in my veins
  • Intensity is not a perfume!
  • You're Russian to conclusions, I might have to Czech you for that So you're gonna Czech me and Denmark me against the boards??
  • Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgment, and poor execution.
  • Sometimes it’s not how GOOD you are, but how BAD you want it
  • The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the Exposito bros.
  • Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes.
  • Pride, Passion and Power
  • Keep calm and Bergeron
  • The press can make you a superstar.
  • Please don’t feed the goalie
  • Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
  • After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
  • Good. Better. Best.
  • Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
  • Refuse to Lose
  • Others make it happen.
  • Hockey: Just Add Ice
  • Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
  • I will never leave a fallen teammate
  • I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
  • Practice winning every day
  • The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in de-crease.
  • Heart is the difference between those who attempt and those who achieve
  • Our goal is to deny yours
  • We will have to do this Seguin - We can't do it on a Daley basis though.
  • What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
  • It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
  • What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
  • Championships are won at practice
  • Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.
  • It is very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing.
  • I will never accept defeat;
  • Fast and Furious.
  • Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
  • I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
  • Got Stick?
  • Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
  • Hockey with Heart
  • If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden cup made popular by Jock Plank?
  • Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise box!
  • Practice, practice, practice
  • Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
  • Sweat more in preparation, bleed less in battle
  • Our team, our town
  • Winners in life don’t always win; they just don’t give up.
  • Hockey = disorderly conduct where the score is kept
  • Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships
  • To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success.
  • Whatever it takes
  • All it takes is all you’ve got
  • But only the love can make you a player.
  • Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
  • The true champion loses many battles before winning the war.
  • The price of greatness is responsibility.
  • If you can’t play nice – play hockey
  • The greatest game you can win is won within.
  • Hustle, hit and never quit
  • There’s no traffic on the extra mile
  • Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
  • Play like you’re in first; train like you’re in second
  • Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
  • Be prepared! If only are the famous last words of those who weren’t.
  • The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win.
  • We came to play
  • Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
  • Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
  • Don’t go through life without goals
  • Respect All, Fear None
  • I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’