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Funny Squad Names 2020

 

  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Ask more questions about Cher
  • Quality control
  • Can I have a woo woo?
  • Case Of The Runs
  • Lucky 3
  • What’s in a Name?
  • Junior Mints
  • The Salty Pretzels.
  • Stephen Hawking's football boots
  • Another Night When Nobody Came but Me
  • The Miracle Workers.
  • The Meme Team.
  • Win Or Lose, We Booze
  • The Rolling Hills
  • Agony of De Feet.
  • Backdoor Sliders
  • Dude, Where’s Our Car?
  • Bethany says the MC is hot, is that true?
  • What's brown and rhymes with snoop dog? Dr Dre.
  • Quiz in My Pants
  • Wild Cat
  • Dangerous Dames
  • A Seal Walked Into a Club
  • How I Met Your Mudder
  • Mind over mudder
  • Agatha Quiztie
  • Black Widows
  • EXCEL-arators.
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction.
  • Alcoballics
  • MikeFerguson addedStephen Hawking's School of Dance
  • Government slutdown
  • Kickin Assphalt
  • Air Farce
  • Dangerous Dynamos.
  • Jeff got dumped today. someone give him a kiss to cheer him up
  • Hey guys, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss?
  • Agony of de feet
  • Call me a cab
  • It's Alex's 25th birthday, please everyone buy him a drink
  • ed Funny Team Names
  • Chicken Noodle Hoop
  • Team Dis
  • Furious George.
  • The wiener is...
  • 11 Angry Men
  • 4 Barefeet + 2 Sneakers
  • Business as unusual
  • Obviously not smarter than a fifth grader
  • A Team Has No Name.
  • For a good time call 858-525-3525
  • Periodic farters
  • Are We There Yet?
  • Apothic Red Runners
  • Podunk Hopscotch Mafia.
  • Thunder
  • Rosie’s Riveters
  • The old wise quackers
  • Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies.
  • Run4fun
  • Kiss My Boots
  • Nothing but dicks
  • Jalapeno Hotties.
  • The Caboose
  • Devour the Cornbread
  • Why did the koala fall out a tree? It died.
  • Colors That End in Urple
  • Hide-and-Seek.
  • Clitty Clitty Gang Bg
  • Powered by antler spray
  • Drunkin Donuts
  • We Like Our Coffee Like We Like Our Women: Without a Dk in It
  • Big Dudes Scared Shoes
  • Jessop87 addedThe Quizzard of Oz
  • Jokers Are Wild
  • Quimothy addedQuizlamic State
  • Lucky Strike
  • Trvia: reminiscing about the times you weren't alive
  • Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe
  • My name is Rod, and I like to party
  • The cake is a lie
  • Pirates cos we arrr
  • Wrong direction
  • Synergy slayers
  • Schweddy Balls
  • Russel Crow's tempter
  • My team sucks, we're probably going to lose, but I'm pretending to enjoy myself
  • Slumdog Slingers.
  • Our table's a bigger sausage fest than Germany
  • Game of Throws.
  • We will destroy you and burn your village.
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Really Bad at Poetry, Nice Tts
  • Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming
  • Five o’clock somewhere
  • Straight Trash Homie.
  • Better Late Than Pregnant
  • Nothing cooler than absolute zero
  • Team ass-kissers: because we have the best boss in the world
  • Run For Fun
  • Purple People Eaters
  • New Zealand: the number one buyer of Velcro gloves
  • Not gonna lie, we're pretty drunk.... and everyone is looking pretty good right now.
  • Heart & Sole.
  • In it for the Swag.
  • That baby don't look like me
  • The Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller tennis match
  • Axis of No Talent.
  • The Never Nudes
  • Southern Belles
  • Red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather
  • Triple By Pass
  • The Rasthamafarians
  • DanReilly addedIt's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow
  • Our fake girlfriend died today, any girls out there single?
  • Yager Bombers
  • You Wine Some, You Booze Some
  • Alley Cats
  • Speed Banks.
  • Uzi Bowlers
  • Why doez zee quiz-master mock Doich-land
  • Fat Kids Are Easier to Kidnap
  • Powers Of Attorneys
  • Squirrel-Proofing the Birdfeeder
  • Our Nemesis
  • Chick Fil Atio
  • The Rural Jurors.
  • Skilli Vanilli.
  • The Jelly Beans
  • Shart-Nado
  • Purple Cobras.
  • Flight of the Conchords
  • Does anyone know if the bartender is single? He's okay looking.... I guess.
  • Twisted Blisters
  • Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em!
  • There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!
  • My trivia team mate doesn't know this is a date
  • Team Double Dips.
  • Hell On Heels
  • Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't
  • She-Unit
  • Gangnam Style.
  • Beer Makes Smart
  • The rest of you, 20 years ago
  • Top Ten Creative Bowling Team Names
  • Smells Like Team Spirit.
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Fringe Ninjas
  • Bruce Willis Was Dead The Whole Time.
  • Fat married people
  • Bf&m Bean Counters