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  • Golf is a steady diet of greens.
  • When I Die, Bury Me At The Golf Course So My Husband Will Visit
  • GOLF Captions A Bad Day Of Golf Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
  • Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone's game. -- it's called an eraser.
  • I usually golf in the mid 70's… Any colder and I just stay home.
  • Chip Shot
  • Any Time Is Tee Time
  • Daddy's Caddy
  • When's Tee Time?
  • It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Play Golf The Way I Do
  • Tee'd Off / Teeing Off / Now for the Tee-Off
  • Golfers don't get mad … they get tee'd off!
  • Golf: I’d Quit The Stupid Game If I Wasn’t Married
  • Golf Is A Game In Which You Yell Fore, Shoot Six, And Write Down Five.
  • If only I could swing like I do in practice.
  • On the Green In Two
  • Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Slice A Hook
  • In Golf, As In Life, It's The Follow-Through That Makes The Difference
  • Golf Suits Me To A Tee
  • The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
  • Fore!!!! OK maybe 3 ½?
  • If you watch a game, it is fun. If you play a game, it is recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
  • Golf Lessons
  • Iron Man
  • Give Me Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Golf Balls
  • If There Is No Golf In Heaven... I'm Not Going
  • You can never start too young!
  • OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
  • Eat... Sleep... Golf
  • I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!
  • Golf Fore Ever
  • I'm Happy When I'm Teed Off
  • If It Goes Right, It's A Slice. If It Goes Left, It's A Hook. If It Goes Straight, It's A Miracle
  • Future Tiger Woods
  • I've been in the rough before but this is ridiculous. (really long grass -jungle)
  • Proof is in the putting
  • FORE
  • I'm Not Over The Hill, I'm On The Back Nine
  • Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.
  • Old Golfers never die, they just putter around/away
  • Golf - It's Not Just A Game / That's the name of the game!
  • The Golfer's Diet: Stay On The Greens
  • Golf: clubs, double bogie, bogie, par, birdie, eagle, hole in one, putter, wood, driver, wedge, iron, greens, rough, tee, tee off, ball, flag, hole, sand trap, water hazard, scorecard, fairway
  • Golf is really my profession, show business [put your profession here] just pays for the greens fees.
  • Golf Is An Easy Game... It's Just Hard To Play
  • You "Putt" Me In A Great Mood
  • The Masters - Here I Come
  • Tiger Woods wanna-be
  • Grip It And Rip It
  • Hunting For Birdies
  • They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four Letter Words Are Taken
  • It Went Wear?
  • Another Ball in the Trees
  • Tee For Two
  • There's No Time Like Tee Time
  • If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People... Pick Up The Wrong Golf Ball
  • I Don't Know How I Can Play So Well And Score So Bad
  • Tee Time
  • Thank your lucky stars.
  • Drivin’ Around
  • Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
  • I live on greens! (bowl of golf balls instead of salad)
  • Step Up To The Plate For A Grand-Slam Day
  • Caddy Shack
  • My Doctor Says To Live On Greens.
  • OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
  • My Doctor Says To Take My Iron Every Day
  • Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
  • I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf... Nice Shot! I Love Golf
  • Bye Bye Birdie
  • Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
  • The Greatest Golfers: Palmer, Player, Nicklaus, Watson, Kite, Trevino, Woods, and [put your golfer's name here]
  • Drivin’ My Life Away

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