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Christmas Drinking Team Names

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Christmas Drinking Team Names 2019

 

  • It's a Festivus Miracle
  • Red Headed Sluts
  • I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa's Balls
  • Girl Ninjas: Silently making you sandwiches 4 guys
  • Tickling Whos Down in Whoville Since 1923
  • In Soviet Russia, Bear Wrestles You
  • Trivia Newton John
  • Tounge-Punch the Fart-Box
  • It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
  • Phil Collins and the eruptions
  • Poor Old Santa Claus Only Cums Once Per Year
  • Unlike My Penis, I Wrap My Presents
  • We got all of our answers on Wikileaks
  • If that really is Brett Farve; no wonder she did'nt text back
  • We Cheated A Little Bit, looks like a lot
  • Jodie Foster's Knuckles
  • Brett Favre Wore Out His Shoulder While He Was Ineffectually In My Pants
  • Happy Holidays....is for terrorists
  • A queef a day keeps the doctor away
  • Have you ever seen a grown man lotion his cock before?
  • You Have the Whitest Teeth I Ever Came Across
  • Touched By an Uncle (at Christmas)
  • I'd rather bang Whoopi Goldberg than spend time with my in-laws
  • ...# of days before I break my New Years Resolution
  • 2 Santas and 4 Hos
  • Randy Moss' Catering
  • Jingle Balls Featuring the Mistle Ho's
  • I Could Have At Least Faked a British Accent
  • Why is the guy on picture 14 wearing leather chaps to play the bagpipes?
  • Dammit there's a hole in my glass!
  • Off In the Corner (Nobody Beats Off In the Corner)
  • The Baby Arms
  • 89 Wins and you still belong in the kitchen
  • Advantageous Alcoholoics of America
  • Gonna have the schlitz tomorrow!
  • STERGER Spelled Backwards is REGRETS
  • Dashing Through the Hoes
  • Crystal quizzed on me
  • Yup I'll still be drunk for my 8am final
  • 297 Consecutive games, or 2.97 cm long... Which will be his legacy?
  • We Got Jingle Bells, Where are the Mistle Hoes
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's Meatery on Farwell
  • Kenny Powers
  • Christmas comes but once a year, and lately so do I...
  • Super Kung-Fu Gorilla Crew
  • You can't fit that in there
  • I prematurely shot my wad, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands
  • For a Good Time, Call Wallis Simpson
  • Ebenezer Spooge
  • The Fruitcakes
  • Santa!!!!! I know him!
  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's North Pole!
  • We only like it when we're on top
  • Vikings Collapse, Roof Gets Jealous

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