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Hiking Jokes

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Hiking Jokes 2019


  • Where do geologists like to relax?… In a rocking chair
  • Did you know that geologists are athletic?… Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
  • See that rock over there? Want to go behind it and get a little boulder?
  • Make sure one is a matchstick.
  • The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
  • How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?
  • Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
  • Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
  • How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
  • Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him!
  • I took my pet Yogi hiking today. Bear with me on this one.
  • It's quite safe because Yogi doesn't have any teeth. He's a gummy bear.
  • If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…
  • Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?… They know really “dirty” jokes.
  • Hipsters tend to stick to hiking backcountry rivers. They’re less mainstream.
  • My friend left the beaten path to go and explore the forest. She left a trail behind her.
  • Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
  • In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
  • I was annoyed when my mate turned up for a hike with two left hiking shoes. I had to give him a right boot.
  • What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled.
  • What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium

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