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Hiking Jokes 2019
- Where do geologists like to relax?… In a rocking chair
- Did you know that geologists are athletic?… Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
- See that rock over there? Want to go behind it and get a little boulder?
- Make sure one is a matchstick.
- The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
- How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?
- Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
- Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
- How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
- Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him!
- I took my pet Yogi hiking today. Bear with me on this one.
- It's quite safe because Yogi doesn't have any teeth. He's a gummy bear.
- If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…
- Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?… They know really “dirty” jokes.
- Hipsters tend to stick to hiking backcountry rivers. They’re less mainstream.
- My friend left the beaten path to go and explore the forest. She left a trail behind her.
- Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
- In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
- I was annoyed when my mate turned up for a hike with two left hiking shoes. I had to give him a right boot.
- What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled.
- What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium