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Fly Jokes 2019


  • Why do fireflies like the rain? Because they are lightning bugs!
  • Why do flies sit on marshmallows? So they won't fall in the hot chocolate!
  • Why was the fly looking for the garbage can? Because he was a litterbug.
  • What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader.
  • How do you make a firefly happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
  • Why were the flies playing football in sauce They where playing for the cup!
  • What do you call a fly that is ill? Answer: The flew
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  • How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how the heck do they get in there?
  • What goes "snap, crackle and pop"? A firefly with a short circuit!
  • What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
  • What did one firefly say to the other? Got to glow now!
  • What do Fireflies eat at a restraint? A light meal.
  • Two flies sitting on a dog poo. One farts. The other says "Do you mind? I'm eating my dinner!"
  • How do you keep flies out of the kitchen? Put a pile of manure in the living room!
  • What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its rear end!
  • How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!
  • What do you call a Fly with no wings or legs? A roll.
  • Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!
  • Why do flies chase garbage trucks? They love fast food!
  • If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl!
  • What should you do if a fly lands on your pepperoni? Give it a pizza your mind!
  • What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
  • Why did the firefly keep stealing things? He was light fingered!
  • What did papa firefly tell mama firefly? Isn't our son too bright for his age!
  • What do you call a Fly without wings? A walk.
  • Eat shit. A billion flies can not be wrong.
  • What do you call a fly that can dance? A jitterbug.
  • Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er.
  • What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs? A zipper.
  • Which fly makes films? Stephen Speilbug!

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