Ok... so I was watching the tele again last night (go figure) and I have to say that I'm getting really pissed off at the networks. What the fuck is up with the little translucent logos in the corner of the screen? Can anyone give me a reason for their existence? Do the networks believe that I'm so mind-numbingly stupid that I don't know what channel I'm watching? It's shit like that that forces me to cough up the extra dough to watch HBO. I have to say it would be really cool that if instead of the logos they had little images of chicks stripping, I'd watch their crappy ass sitcoms more frequently.

While I'm thinking about home entertainment systems... why in this day and age of advanced telecommunications are there still VCR's that have that god-damn blinking 12:00? Good God, these people should not be allowed to breed let alone own audio/visual equipment. Here's a hint, if you have anything at home that is flashing 12:00 for more than two minutes a day, do me a favor , put down that twinkie, turn off the Star Trek marathon you are watching and spend a few minutes reflecting upon yourself because you are about as sharp as a bag of marbles.

Here's a drink that was made with you in mind...


1 1/2 oz. Scotch
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
2 dashes of Bitters


In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine the Scotch, Triple Sec, and Bitters. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice.