Homos piss me off. I mean, really, who the fuck wants to stick their dick up another dude's ass. That's fucking gross. Even the Bible says its wrong. If some guy wants to munch another man's ass then there's something wrong with his head and he should be checked into a mental hospital. There's nothing wrong with doing a chick in the ass though...

Let's pay homage to my favorite part of the female anatomy...

Blue Moon Cocktail

1 ounce rye whiskey

1/2 ounce Benedictine

1/2 ginger ale

Stir rye and Benedictine with cracked ice; strain into chilled cocktail
glass top with splash of ginger ale. Garnish with a lemon twist.