Remember when you were just a little shit in kindergarten? Remember they taught you the magic rules about the English language like, " i before e, except after c" and, "the magic e makes the a say A"? Remember how cool that was? Then you learn words like "neighbor" and "weight" and even "have" and you realize those rules are fucking bullshit. The entire English language is like this, complete and utter chaos. Someone shoud really clean this up.

Here's an homage to my favorite letter...

Cool J

1 oz Melon Liquer

1/2 oz Lime Juice

1/2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Light Rum

4 oz Grapefruit Juice

2 oz Orange Juice

2 cups ice

Blend until thick.Top with a melon wedge and a cherry.